Athletes Are Retards

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Athletes Are Retards

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:37 am

Athletes are retards, and unless I want to hear how you throw a ball or hit a ball, I don't give the slightest of fucks what your lack of education brings to the table. Case in point:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nb ... /98090104/

That's right. That would be somebody who flies on planes and can easily look out the window, believing the earth is flat. I hope to God his team pays him his millions in monopoly money.
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Re: Athletes Are Retards

Post by die » Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:10 pm

I like how he starts the statement off by saying it's not even a conspiracy.
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Re: Athletes Are Retards

Post by lionheart » Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:53 am

:D

Great one, and this thread has incredible potential.
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Re: Athletes Are Retards

Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:49 am

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Re: Athletes Are Retards

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:09 pm

http://celtics.247sports.com/Bolt/NBA-l ... t-51861551

This is either some high level trolling, or Shaq doesn't understand you don't get concussions BEFORE you wrestle, you get them AFTER.

No excuses for this level of stupidity.





BONUS EDITION:

Ilya Bryzgalov is probably completely insane, and combined with his bare grasp of the english language, I'd pay money to watch him talk all day long.

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Re: Athletes Are Retards

Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:29 pm

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