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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:36 am Post subject: We Are The World 25 for Haiti

OMFG - what a mess.

I barely knew half the people involved in this thing. I knew Barbara Streisand, Pink, Celine Dion, Fergie and Tony Bennett and LL Cool J. Oh yeah, Jamie Foxx is still doing the singer thing. And then I went back and read who was all involved and I see names like Bizzy Bone? OK. And I saw Vince Vaughn in the crowd taking the "Dan Akroyd" spot with Jeff Bridges.

And they added a rap to it. And then I saw Lil Wayne. How do I know who Lil Wayne is? Because he is all over MTV and every other music channel with Lil Wayne's World.

He might be the ugliest person on the plant. I've never seen a tattooed black frog dressed up like the Predator. And what the fuck type of music does he sell? Is he a rapper? A singer? I tried to sit through one video and I can't even tell.

And what is up with people using that funny sounding voice box thing? I know this is to disguise the fact that you can't sing, but what type of asshole buys a CD of a guy singing through a voice box? Why not just buy a Transformers Christmas album or something? Or find a smoker with a hole in his neck and ask him to belt out your favorite song?

In closing, I count this video as successful because I'm sure it was made to raise money for Haiti and to piss off anyone who is tired of remakes of classic stuff by hacks who can't come up with anything on their own.

And it succeeded on both fronts.

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:48 am Post subject:

Underwater Robot Voice Changer thingie is shit in all music. Remaking "We Are The World" with modern day shitballs is fucking lame & Lionel Ritchie is rolling over in his grave.

Lil' Wayne is a motherfucking joke. Only reason why people like him is because the world is desperate for a new 2pac, which his ass is not.

Haiti got raped by Mother Nature's big strap-on, so fucking what, all the world is getting raped.

They can all eat a Samsonite suitcase of dicks.

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:25 pm Post subject:

Oh no, Lionel Richie was there and endorsed it.

I went back and watched it and saw they gave a part ot Miley Cyrus. That makes sense. I have a feeling at some point Billy Ray Cyrus is going to murder her in a fit of jealousy, because according to today's standards, she is a bona-fided franchise superstar and he is a one hit wonder.

She is U2 and he is Falco. ROCK ME ACHY-BREAKY!!!

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:41 pm Post subject:

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:04 pm Post subject:

I just want to know what's up with Wyclef's turkey call yodeling bullshit. If hte autotuning doesn't fucking take you out of the song, the fucking note-gargling throat noise does.

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:14 pm Post subject:

Here's the link if anybody hasn't seen it yet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glny4jSciVI

The best part was that they didn't let somebody else rape Michael Jackson's parts, the downside to that is that much like the old version, he still outshines everybody else in the song.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:33 pm Post subject:

every time i see Jaime Foxx, I hate him a little more. Seriously, he will never be more than Wanda from in living colour. I dont care if u played Ray Charles. I don't care if you got killed off in Stealth. I don't care, period. 95 fucking Wayans brothers, and Jamie Foxx is the guy with a career now.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:56 pm Post subject:

You didn't like his performance as Jamie Foxx and Ray Charles in the We Are The World video?!?! Wonder if he got paid twice?