Stardust quits

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Stardust quits

Post by die » Tue May 24, 2016 2:20 pm

http://www.rickey.org/cody-rhodes-puts- ... nt/294687/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

wow... I didn't know he was supposed that big of a deal lol. The dude totally reeks of midcard to me.

The biggest success story about the dude is landing that smoking hot black chick.

He's talking like he was supposed to be the next Ric Flair lol.

I mean, COME ON.
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Post by RobotJerk » Wed May 25, 2016 3:10 pm

I've never seen him wrestle, but he sounds like an entitled douchebag based on the comments in the interview.
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Post by die » Wed May 25, 2016 3:46 pm

Well, I will say this:

he sucked eleven dicks as Cody Rhodes...

^ I accidently typed elven dicks when I first wrote that - WHICH TOTALLY ALSO WORKS.


However, he had some decent moments as Stardust. Plus, he had awesome entrance music.

But yeah, he was never MAIN EVENT STATUS, not even close. He should be feeling blessed to even be alive as far as I am concerned.


and OMFG at his wife... total black chick fetish jackoff fuel. I mean, this dude should retire off of that achievement.



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Dusty had the world title, but Cody got a Sapphire Upgrade for real for real.


GOTTDAMNIT CODY YOU ARE NOT RICKY THE DRAGON STEAMBOAT OR ANYTHING. Midcard status is very generous.


He looks like an in-shape Ramsay Bolton and he married way out of his league. I'd call it a day.
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Post by die » Wed May 25, 2016 3:56 pm

http://www.rickey.org/vince-mcmahon-mak ... we/294785/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

^ ouch.

CODY SCREWED CODY
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu May 26, 2016 1:14 pm

WWE is the only show in town. It's like being asked to play shortstop for the Yankees but you would rather play second base, so you decide to keep working at Burger King.

Shut the fuck up, cash your cheques, and let sweaty men toss you around.
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Re: Stardust quits

Post by die » Thu May 26, 2016 4:26 pm

:lol:

In the case of Cody, it's more like: THE GUY WHO ASSISTS THE FRY COOK AT BURGER KING FEELS HE SHOULD BE FRANCHISE OWNER.

Even in the modern world of wrestling where basically every wrestler on the roster gets to hold the title, Cody isn't the guy.

Maybe that's the problem, since they put straps on JBL, Del Rio, Mysterio, Miz, Reigns, etc. - Cody thinks "hey, I been here like 10 years and I'm Dusty Rhodes' son!"

Then, when that shit don't float, he's all like: "I know!!! I'll beef with Vince McMahon, that should end well!!!"







Again though...


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FUCK YOU, CODY :x :x :x :x
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Re: Stardust quits

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu May 26, 2016 8:25 pm

this thread needs less cody and more Eden, friends
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri May 27, 2016 7:27 pm

Yeah but how long she gonna stick with him when he is making TNA money or asking her to move to Japan for awhile.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sat May 28, 2016 7:51 am

I think most of us would be fine jobbing to the Brooklyn Brawler every single night if that's who we got to go home to.
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Post by die » Sun May 29, 2016 1:54 am

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^ I'd put Judy Bagwell and Dink The Clown over in a triple threat streetfight @ Wrestlemania to get behind that.
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon May 30, 2016 9:40 pm

I'd let Undertaker throw me off the top of the Hell In a Cell cage, run me over with his bike, and no-sell the broken bones while getting buried on the mic by Jerry Lawler if I got to hit that.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue May 31, 2016 1:43 am

She is painfully beautiful. Like salma status.
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Post by die » Tue May 31, 2016 6:28 pm

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I'd put Sin Cara over at my grandma's wake in a Shockmaster helmet.
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Re: Stardust quits

Post by die » Tue May 31, 2016 9:32 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cody-rhodes- ... 21687.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

^ Props on the amount of journalistic integrity that it takes to somehow find a way to dig up and then re-bury Jeff Hardy in this article, bravo.
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