Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

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Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:15 am

Saw this on local news the other day:





edit: yeah I'm gonna add more....

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Re: Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

Post by die » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:17 pm

is that Casey Anthony in front of Mike? :lol:




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Genius idea for a thread, I have no idea how we don't have this already.

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Re: Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:06 pm

Kith is flooring me


Man, that vid clip I uploaded is now being talked about all over the interweb. Fucking Mike, just owning that poor news nobody.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

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Re: Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

Post by lionheart » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:57 pm

I feel like hanging out with Mike Tyson would feel like camping and seeing a goddamned bear. Don't make any sudden or threatening movements, keep your hands in view, but do not seem overly passive. If he comes too close, try to make loud noises or find a place to hide out of reach. He is an excellent climber; do not climb trees to escape.

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Re: Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

Post by die » Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:07 pm

I'm thinking Mike Tyson would be very gentle and childlike most of the time. I think he just acts crazy now to create controversy and generate a buzz about himself to market myself because he is too old to actually fight full time again.

with that being said, THAT IS JUST A THEORY OF MINE...I still wouldn't try to get drunk with him or mention Robin Givens and pigeons.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:23 am

I get the feeling Mike demands nothing less than 100% praise.

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Re: Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

Post by die » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:53 pm

Holy shit :lol:
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Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Feb 04, 2015 7:05 pm

I found that one on the reddits the other day and about fell out
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Post by die » Fri Aug 28, 2015 12:51 am

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Re: Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

Post by SoVi3t » Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:15 pm

I met Mike Tyson and he had his tiger with him. I said, "Wow! I can't believe you actually have a tiger! I thought that was a myth."

He said, "Well you were mythtaken."
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson Apprethiathion Thread

Post by die » Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:20 am

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I love this thread.
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