Jeff Hardy is a fucking GENIUS

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Jeff Hardy is a fucking GENIUS

Post by cYnical » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:37 am

First, read this:
From the Wrestling Globe Newsletter:

Jeff Hardy was arrested today near his home in Cameron, North Carolina
on charges of trafficking in prescription pills and possession of
anabolic steroids.

The Moore County Sheriff's Office confirmed that during a search of his
home they seized 262 Vicodin prescription pills, 180 Soma prescription
pills, 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids, a residual amount of powder
cocaine and other items of drug paraphernalia.

The estimated street value of the drugs seized was $2,500.00.

Hardy, 32, was the subject of a joint investigation by officers from the
Moore County Sheriff’s Office Narcotics Unit, Moore County Sheriff’s
Office Select Enforcement Unit and the Fayetteville Police Department.

He was booked at Moore County Detention Center and later released on a $125,000 secured bond.

His full arrest report won't be made public until Monday.

The story has been picked up by several media outlets based on a press
release by the Moore County Sheriff's Office.

However, Hardy has been posting messages regarding his arrest on his
Twitter account.

He wrote: "The media is the media, I wish they would at least report the
story correctly & accurately. I will make a statement later."

In response to a story on the TMZ website, he also stated: "For the
record, Matt didn't bail me out, loan me money, or is his name on
anything..He's just earning about today's situation."

The WWE has made no official statement on his arrest.


Then watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkeeWKFgsb0


Of course, he claims this is all a "misunderstanding" and that his lawyer will "clear everything up." Whatever.
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Post by die » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:37 pm

:lol:
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:51 am

I'm very surprised that a guy who carves up his beard and paints himself about the neck and face with day-glo paint would be involved in drugs.

Next you're going to tell me that athletes take steroids.
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Post by cYnical » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:57 am

It's not so much that he's a drug head or that he got caught with drugs. It's the fact that this is like the 200th time this has happened, and he's always got some bullshit excuse. The whole industry is trying to defend him with shit like "Don't judge someone until you've walked in their shoes."

No. I WILL judge someone who has the whole world handed to them on a silver platter, but pisses it away over and over and over in favor of a moronic drug dependency. Not only that, but the fucker presents himself as a role model to kids and always says he's just "misunderstood." What a fucking emo bitch. Why the fuck couldn't he have gone nuts and offed himself instead of Benoit?
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Post by die » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:06 am

Why the fuck couldn't he have gone nuts and offed himself instead of Benoit?
that's my new favorite quote.
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Post by cYnical » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:51 am

This dude is a dick of the highest magnitude, but this is awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEShcGHkTvk


I'd nail the chick in the DX shirt.
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Post by die » Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:48 am

all those kids are mutants and/or mexican mutants. :lol:


That one kid that wears a John Cena hat and talks like a robot reminds me of those kids with that disease that makes them look like elderly aliens.
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Post by Quadriceps » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:21 pm

I can't believe I'm late to any thread mocking Rainbow Brite.

Jeffy just wanted to get himself tossed in jail because his ass was getting neglected without HHH around. He'll not only drop the soap but do a Shotduck Bomb down after it.
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Post by die » Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:37 pm

in related news, Matt Hardy is still wrestling. He's gotten big into the "Body by Jake" program.



Body by Jake Roberts.




hairstyle also by Jake roberts.



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Post by Quadriceps » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:30 am

Judging from the fleur-de-lis, we can add Wardrobe by Pat Patterson.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:58 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lckr9OLR2Ow

Jeff Hardy shows up to fight Sting, completely wasted. Bye bye Jeff Hardy.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by cYnical » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:46 pm

Rumors are flying that he was taken away in handcuffs after he walked to the back.

Bye, bye TNA. You'll never work at Universal, again.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by Bloodrose » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:33 pm

is it wrong to hope that Jeff finally croaks and I score some points on the TSG 2011 Deathlist?
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:26 pm

And all I took away from this is that Sting looked like he was wearing puffy chaps.

Black/white Sting, no talking + WIN

Red/Black/White Sting, yelling = FAIL
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by Shwiggie » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:38 am

Yeah, I was thinking combo football thigh pads with catcher's chestguard there.

And what's with the Icon stuff? Wasn't that a Hogan/Piper angle on WCW some dozen or so years back?
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