Jeff Hardy is a fucking GENIUS

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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by Robert Paulson » Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:44 pm

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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by die » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:27 pm

lol, he kinda somehow looks like Green Goblin Jr. from Spider-Man 3.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:58 pm

there is nothing like the sight of facial wrinkles covered in abstract paint.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by die » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:54 pm

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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:09 pm

the HGH appears to be doing him well...
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by cYnical » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:21 pm

Reby Sky whooped that ass.

Good God, they may be the perfect redneck couple.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by die » Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:49 pm

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/29/matt-hard ... ots-brawl/


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Daaaaaamn son. It looks like Scott Hall and Eva Mendez tried to wrangle a family of tasmanian devils during a tropical storm.


I'm going to be honest though, when I scrolled down and saw this story at the bottom of the page...........


http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_74es5o6e


.......I fucking flipped out of my chair onto the floor and started flopping around.

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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:59 pm

did you laugh more because of the tore butthole, or because it said "Wrestling Star"?
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by die » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:04 pm

Who wants Christmas in January?


http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/2015/01/ ... 421088427/


That video...please watch it. I have watched it 4 times and I still laugh.

"the fall didn't go as planned"

I mean, have they never seen a Jeff Hardy match? :lol:


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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by lionheart » Mon Jan 19, 2015 1:39 pm

Holy shit!

The fact that Owen Hart died in a horrible wrestling accident and this guy is still breathing proves to me there is no justice in the world.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by cYnical » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:25 am

The Hardy clan of meth addicts is the gift that just keeps on giving.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by die » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:31 pm

It's funny because to this very day, Jeff Hardy dresses exactly the same way he did in the Attitude era.... EXACTLY. He even still wears those studded belts from Gadzooks.

I can see him 20 years from now with a pot belly at some flea market in Tennessee... his Captain Picardian mullet glistening in the heat lamps... signing autographs for 3 people...talking about the Edge and Christian ladder match.

wearing those bowling shoes, baggy black pants, crusty tank top, ripped armbands and that gottdamned studded girls belt.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking moron.

Post by die » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:48 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/m/df8434f0 ... s-can.html

Man, the Hardys have truly turned things around.

color me super impressed.
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Re: Jeff Hardy is a fucking GENIUS

Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:23 pm

dear gawd
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