WWE Raw - WTF?

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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by die » Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:59 pm

Soviet. Have you checked out NXT yet?

You get some amazing moves but with the high skill level and presentation that a lot of those other promotions don't have. NXT is the best thing WWE has right now.

RAW was dumb last night. Orton comes back and it's like they don't know where to go with his character, it's already boring again. Then, they are doing everything in the world they can to try and get Roman Reigns over with the fans, it's gotten pretty pathetic.

LOL at John Cena now.
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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by SoVi3t » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:49 pm

I really seldom watch anything outside of a few PPV's here and there. My buddy is trying to get me into NZXT he swears by it. It does seem like a great idea. All the dude's fighting to make the roster, in their own division.
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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by die » Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:23 pm

Does anybody here even watch this anymore? So you got Kevin Owens from NXT beating John Cena cleanly and Owens continues to shit on the U.S. Title. I gotta wonder what their endgame is exactly with this. They have a rematch coming up at the next ppv (which ppvs come like every 2-4 weeks now wtf). There's an angle they're doing now about Owens' kid being a huge Cena fan, which could've worked well as an incentive for Owens to want the US title but just looks like they want to bury that title for some unknown reason. Cena was even going to gift the title to Owens and he's like "nope".

Also something else really hit me lately. In this PG era of wrestling have you noticed that the catchphrases have to be super simplistic now? I don't know if it's strictly for the kids (which I doubt since not so long ago there was F*CK FEAR and RUCK FULES shirts) or if it's just intended to keep the attention of the ADHD sped society we've become. These days, catchphrases are generally like 3 words or less long.

Vintage wrestling catchphrases:

-I'M THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS, THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE
-TO BE THE MAN YOU, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN, WOOOOOOOOOO
-WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU
-BEAT ME IF YOU CAN, SURVIVE IF I LET YOU
-DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
-AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS


PG era catchphrases

-HUSTLE LOYALTY RESPECT
-BELIEVE THAT
-FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS
-NEW DAY ROCKS
-FEED ME MORE
-YES!
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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:14 pm

Can't front. I am an owens fan boy. I am an nxt fan boy and am happy any time any of them get the push.


Beef:

Booker T is sped. No more speaks.

The divas division is a joke. Why no natalya? Why no charlotte?

Illogical booking: bray Wyatt is dying. Wyatt brothers dying. Cesaro and kidd job to freaking prime time players.


Too long intros with that bull crap *and that match starts now gimmick.*


Oh and....


5 MINUTE LONG SONIC BLAST COMMERCIAL PROMO. NO. STOP.
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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by die » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:40 pm

Agreed on the majority of what you're saying. I just don't think that putting NXT guys on the RAW roster is the answer. Neville was headlining the show on NXT, now he's just a glorified midcarder on RAW. Just look at Adam Rose, what a waste. This feels like WWE buying ECW all over again. NXT is the best wrestling show out there right now, period. Taking their main stars is why NXT is starting to have all these filler jobbers now. Jordan and the white dude with the graphics cut in his hair are garbage...Blake & Murphy are garbage, they remind me of one of those shit WCW Power Plant filler teams from the mid-to-late 90's on some Kenny Kaos swag

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I fear that they are just using Owens on RAW to promote the NXT brand. They put Owens over big time but still, I don't see long term plans for him on Raw. I mean, how does it hype any fans up for a US Title match when they basically make the title garbage? I don't see how putting the IC title on Ryberg makes any sense either. Ambrose is one of those guys who don't need a belt, he doesn't seem like a "champ". Ziggler should probably be IC champ.

I also see no place for Randy Orton to go. People cheer for the RKO more than they do the actual wrestler. They've already gifted Orton with everything so who really wants to see him as champ again? Same with Sheamus, he's lost in the mix, who even cares about that guy now??? Rollins is the future, but bottomline is they missed the perfect opportunity to turn him face when he won the world title. They should've turned Reigns heel rather than force him down people's throats by having everybody in the company put him over either in a match or on the mic.

Booker T and JBL need to go. JBL says "Doff Zigger" every single fuckin time. He also says "Booger T".
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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Jun 08, 2015 4:03 pm

So.... Does anybody lend any credence to this actually happening?

And by this i mean The Arrow vs StarDust (Cody Rhodes)

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/ ... /?a=121463
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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by die » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:20 pm

^ that feud is MONEY.



did you see this:
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2015/6/8/8 ... une-7-2015" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

?????

wait, what year is this again?
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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:44 pm

die wrote:^ that feud is MONEY.



did you see this:
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2015/6/8/8 ... une-7-2015" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

?????

wait, what year is this again?

He was at Dallas ComicCon last month signing autographs... it was comical....

And yeah... did I wake up in 1995 again?
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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by die » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:34 pm

http://deadspin.com/vince-mcmahon-s-rul ... 1716434361" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:20 am

heh, posted that over in the lounge....fuck that list is hilarious.
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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by die » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:19 pm

from last night...

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Re: WWE Raw - WTF?

Post by die » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:33 pm

http://www.rickey.org/wwe-ceo-vince-mcm ... ry/286762/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Ok, soooooo what ever happened to Macmahon claiming it's "sports entertainment" and "quite frankly", he feels that he shouldn't "insult the fans" etc? :lol:

can't have it both ways.
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