Sport or Not a Sport?

Sports. Warren Sapp wants to tackle yo mommas pussy.
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Post by MrJ2006 » Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:51 am

Sport

Farting?
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Post by $nave » Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:06 am

"Yokozuna" = yes
but just chilling and farting = no

Talking your girlfriend into a three-way with another chick?
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Post by n-MITY » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:23 pm

A difficult task, unless your girl's a freak, but not a sport.


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Post by cYnical » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:27 am

Not a sport, nor is it worth the time/effort.

Cunnilingus?
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Post by n-MITY » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:43 am

Orally exhausting, but not a sport.


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Post by die » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:28 pm

not a sport, ashes look great on the floor.

going hunting and then end up shooting a bunch of peoples.
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Post by Shwiggie » Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:13 pm

Sport, but only if your name is Kraven.

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Post by $nave » Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:28 pm

Sport

Flipping out?
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Post by Shwiggie » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:16 pm

Not a sport, but is a right held by all true ninja of real ultimate power. Often accompanied by cutting off heads and wailing on axes.

Fly fishing?
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Post by die » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:50 pm

not a sport...catching fish is too random to be a competition.


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Post by Repo Man » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:30 am

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"Definitely a sport."


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Post by n-MITY » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:10 pm

Gottdamn, Peter North looks like your boy Guy Pierce out of Memento. :lol:


And the answer is sport.



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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:40 pm

not a sport

trying to pick up chicks at a club

and on a side note, how the fuck can they have ping pong, trampoline, and that fucking crap with ribbons as sports in olympics, but not have any UFC style fights???
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Re: Sport or Not a Sport?

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Re: Sport or Not a Sport?

Post by die » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:38 pm

The bump that was a decade in the making :shock:

I'd like to hear them try to say auto racing isn't a sport now. You gotta be able to do more than just "turn left" when Tony Stewart is on the track. :atch:


I'm thinking NASCAR + Parkour might be an idea.....NASPARKOUR?
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