BOOTLEG COSPLAY FAILS THERAPY

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BOOTLEG COSPLAY FAILS THERAPY

Post by Zytorg777 » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:03 am

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Re: BOOTLEG COSPLAY FAILS THERAPY

Post by die » Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:11 am

The Patrick one is good enough to go in the other thread almost.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:12 pm

Fair. Not sure where this is headed, but I was convinced of this threads potential when I started it. We shall see.
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Re: BOOTLEG COSPLAY FAILS THERAPY

Post by die » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:22 am

I don't know what their purposes were, but if I ever make a rape slasher film I'm putting giant buff German dudes in these masks...


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Probably initially a fail redeemed as hightened anxiety before and during raping.

If it helps, imagine a chubbier, more unshaven Mountain from Game of Thrones walking up on you in a barbwired up parking garage wearing an adult diaper full of melted malted milk balls that he's eating as he peers at you picking up your keys thru the eye slits in that knitted Pikachu jam.

The thick fuzzy yellow fabric...

Getting human-frebreezed in the odors of his jank breath as he pants.


Your butthole starfish meat desperately speed dialing loved ones to say goodbyes.


Then BAM... you wake up sewn into the tail end of a human centepide comprised of the entire cast from tv's Major Dad.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:07 pm

And just like that, we have lift off.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:58 am

"Juggz got :lmao: ya!" :lmao:
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Re: BOOTLEG COSPLAY FAILS THERAPY

Post by die » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:44 pm

Lara Croft finding hidden treasures in between her gunt meat.
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