The art of work-trolling thread

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The art of work-trolling thread

Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:06 am

Surprised this ain't been a thread tbh. I will start.

So every friday for the last month I have gathered two of my workers and they hold clipboards and we walk around the hospital and talk to every worker we encounter. I say that I am the paragon of efficiency and the morale captain.

I then ask them two queationz:

1. Out of 100% of your day, not including this interview, what percentage have you spent doing actual work?

2. On a scale of 1 to 10 what would you say your morale is?

We then simultaneously say things like *a happy worker is a working worker* or *work is life* or *work will set you free*

Then in our monthly ops meeting when it came time for my reports I included the findings.

I have many more. Just want to gauge interest here.
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