#TRJMPEXPLAINSMOVIEPLOTS

Post funny stuff plus also Sovi3t may threaten to murder you lmao
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#TRJMPEXPLAINSMOVIEPLOTS

Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:30 pm

some good comedy... pasting some examples
Trevor Donovan ✔ @TrevDon
Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I'd do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
9:05 PM - 17 Aug 2016
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B.J. Novak ✔ @bjnovak
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
9:43 PM - 17 Aug 2016
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Scott Dooley ✔ @scottdools
Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
7:43 PM - 17 Aug 2016
5,128 5,128 Retweets 8,938 8,938 likes
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Alex Gookin @_AlexGookin
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
11:55 PM - 17 Aug 2016
1,480 1,480 Retweets 2,326 2,326 likes

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Katethulhu @katethulhu
Son disrespects great, VERY successful father. True loser. Kissed his sister. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
7:38 PM - 17 Aug 2016
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Travon Free ✔ @Travon
So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
11:42 PM - 17 Aug 2016
573 573 Retweets 1,400 1,400 likes
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Aaron Wiener @Wieneraaron
This guy, this creepy guy, he's got scissors for hands. Many people are saying this. My hands, they're great. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
9:57 PM - 17 Aug 2016
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Meg V. Jones @ItsMegNotMegan
Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
11:51 PM - 17 Aug 2016
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Ben Mankiewicz ✔ @BenMank77
She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
8:17 PM - 17 Aug 2016
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Sean Kent ✔ @seankent
There's this fish who gets lost and his father... by the way we're doing very well with fish. Fish love me.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
8:37 PM - 17 Aug 2016
1,217 1,217 Retweets 2,549 2,549 likes
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Julie Cohen @SturgeonQueens
Steve McQueen plays a loser. I like people who WEREN'T captured #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
8:40 PM - 17 Aug 2016
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Scott Weinberg ✔ @scottEweinberg
Publisher of a failing newspaper misses his sled! I have the greatest sleds, sleighs, and toboggans.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
9:33 PM - 17 Aug 2016
33 33 Retweets 101 101 likes
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*Horse Noises* @BKaslewicz
I helped a kid around the lobby of a hotel once. Im great with kids, I'm the best with kids #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
8:42 PM - 17 Aug 2016
431 431 Retweets 1,038 1,038 likes
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Re: #TRJMPEXPLAINSMOVIEPLOTS

Post by die » Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:56 pm

FISH LOVE ME.

That sounds like a solid slogan.
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Re: #TRJMPEXPLAINSMOVIEPLOTS

Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:37 pm

I lose guys so good you dont know..

epic...
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