Dear God Emperor Trump:

Post funny stuff plus also Sovi3t may threaten to murder you lmao
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Dear God Emperor Trump:

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:53 am

Thank you for making Facebook so easily entertaining, simply by allowing me to use an image of you as my avatar. Never before has it been so easy to troll people who I don't know in any way, who barely comprehend the politics they are angry over.

Thank you as well for proving that politics is a complete failure, and people are willing to vote for anybody with a catchphrase.
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by die » Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:19 pm

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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:44 pm

Wow.....that dude in the pic favors me alot. Who is that?
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by die » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:18 pm

Well, we called him Satrick... I think it was JLV or Bloodrose who came up with it? It's short for Satanic Patrick. He was Jimmy in the movie, he did a polevault with a pool stick (which I guess would technically be a POOLVAULT)... IMPRACTICAL BUT AWESOME.

it's amazing how auto-correct is ok with the word POOLVAULT.
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by die » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:26 pm

Welp, I went and checked...
Jesus Las Vegas wrote:Jeff's Mullet was a noble effort (it's gotta be hard to preen it properly with no sight), but the real Mullet King of the film was karate guy who Dalton fights.

I know he has a real name but my friend and I called him "Satrick" which is short for "Satanic Patrick" as he looks exactly like Patrick Swayze but evil. I swear, the best bit in that film is where Satrick sets fire to the barn and they cut to him on his motorbike and he lets loose with an incredible, evil laugh.

It's a proper BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!
Even though it's in the UNOFFICAL thread, I think it is of supreme note.
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:29 pm

holy Jesus Las Vegas callback batman!!
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by die » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:35 pm

I think we just saved this thread.
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:37 pm

best latino mullet evar

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Latino HEAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!


ALSO... This needs to be a tshirt for reall

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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by die » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:05 pm

That was when Eddie got heavy on the HGH and trimmed the mullet into a cocky masterpiece.

Remember back before he changed his look and he looked like a dirty Nascar fan?


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I used to refer to this Guerrero phase as TEXMEX EDDIE.


Eddie vs Rey at Halloween Havoc is untouchable.


RIP*



(*to Eddie as well as the people that Rey has murdered)
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:26 pm

die wrote:That was when Eddie got heavy on the HGH and trimmed the mullet into a cocky masterpiece.

Remember back before he changed his look and he looked like a dirty Nascar fan?


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I used to refer to this Guerrero phase as TEXMEX EDDIE.


Eddie vs Rey at Halloween Havoc is untouchable.


RIP*



(*to Eddie as well as the people that Rey has murdered)
He was my hero man... and yeah...Dirty Nascar Fan Eddie was legit... fucker was FAST in the ring too
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:51 pm

die wrote:Well, we called him Satrick... I think it was JLV or Bloodrose who came up with it? It's short for Satanic Patrick. He was Jimmy in the movie, he did a polevault with a pool stick (which I guess would technically be a POOLVAULT)... IMPRACTICAL BUT AWESOME.

it's amazing how auto-correct is ok with the word POOLVAULT.

well played. ISWUDT.
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by die » Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:11 pm

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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by RobotJerk » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:44 pm

I don't really understand this thread.
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:49 pm

RobotJerk wrote:I don't really understand this thread.

I wanted to just have a list of things to thank Trump for, no clue why it suddenly became about mullets and the greatness of Eddie Guerraro.

Tex Mex Eddie stole the thread, though
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Re: Dear El Presidente Trump:

Post by die » Fri Apr 15, 2016 4:49 am

It's like a Mexican soap opera...

It'll all make sense tomorrow.
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