The Republican field for 2016 = the WCW main event roster in 2000.

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Re: The Republican field for 2016 = the WCW main event roster in 2000.

Post by RobotJerk » Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:12 am

John Kasich's underpants gnomes theory of winning the Republican nomination
http://www.vox.com/2016/4/19/11450706/w ... -president" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Key quote:
Kasich needs to win 130 percent of the remaining delegates to clinch the majority before the convention, which is of course impossible.
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:21 pm

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/a ... california" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


good luck with that wall
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Post by RobotJerk » Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:03 pm

RobotJerk wrote:Every time we try to crack down on lobbying, someone sneaks in a loophole that makes the hole thing meaningless with a couple of years. The problem is the most people just kind of accept it as normal because its easier than getting mad and doing something about it.


Speaking of dirty money:
http://www.vox.com/2016/4/15/11436792/h ... on-goldman" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Here's a decent article explaining types of lobbying companies do, using Google as an example: http://www.vox.com/2016/4/22/11486858/g ... e-lobbying" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:56 am

On the one hand, I think gun violence is a serious problem not to be taken lightly. On the other hand, this is fucking hilarious.

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Post by RobotJerk » Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:49 am

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Trump has 75% of the delegates he needs to become the nominee. Ted Cruz and Kasich are now BOTH mathematically eliminated from winning the nomination on the first ballot. Since Trump only needs 310 more delegates, and there are still 651 still available, the odds of it going past a first ballot are very, very slim.

Meanwhile, in Democrat land...

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Clinton has 90% of the delegates she needs to win the nomination.


So, in summary:
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:04 am

I hope your sig happens instead
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:31 am

http://nypost.com/2016/04/28/fundraiser ... -meth-lab/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by RobotJerk » Sun May 01, 2016 1:54 pm

This is gold.

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Re: The Republican field for 2016 = the WCW main event roster in 2000.

Post by RobotJerk » Wed May 04, 2016 12:55 am

So this is a thing...
We shouldn't have to explain that Ted Cruz's dad didn't kill JFK, but here goes, I guess
http://www.vox.com/2016/5/3/11580740/te ... nald-trump" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


EDIT: Also things...
Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders Win Indiana; Ted Cruz Drops Out
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/04/us/po ... .html?_r=0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Trump is "presumptive nominee" of the Republican Party.
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/artic ... ve-nominee" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by SoVi3t » Wed May 04, 2016 4:33 am

speaking of world wide jokes, here is a bear walking on two legs.

Is it a bear, or a person in a bear suit? Who knows, let's laugh at that while the world burns down.

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Post by die » Wed May 04, 2016 2:03 pm

I think the world really is burning, I mean, it does look like Ted Cruz's face is melting.
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed May 04, 2016 2:16 pm

off topic, but speaking of the world burning, you see any of the pics or videos of the Canadian city that's pretty much entirely on fire?



60,000 people driving the ONE highway out of town, while a massive fire burns along the side of the road, for miles.
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Post by die » Wed May 04, 2016 2:26 pm

That is fucked!
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