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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by die » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:27 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/kaley-c ... 00678.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

yes yes yes.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:06 am

damn, i literally just saw that now too....

i still prefer that video clip of her finishing what I can only assume was a delicious dump on the toilet, back during the fappening.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:53 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 33566.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

well good to know the entire family tree doesn't need to be chopped down.
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Sep 17, 2016 2:57 am

http://klfy.com/2016/09/15/lpso-searchi ... overnight/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

man escapes from jail, goes to dealership, gets a free shirt, takes selfie with a Ford Mustang, then steals the Ford Mustang.
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:47 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/3 ... rger-combo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:04 pm

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-23/c ... se/8050264" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
A woman who left 14 cats in her Adelaide home without food or water for so long they apparently ate each other, has been convicted of animal cruelty.

RSPCA inspectors raided the Woodville West home in the city's north-west in September last year, but only found one of the 14 cats still alive.
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:42 pm

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/tru ... ving-room/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

tl:dr dude wakes up to find a stranger in his living room playing with his 2 year old. Man is smash drunk, and thinks he is playing with a midget. Hilarity ensues.
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Post by die » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:50 pm

LOLOLOL

Man, did that dude not lock his front door or what? That's pretty stupid.
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Post by die » Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:07 pm

http://nypost.com/2016/12/28/how-this-h ... -deserved/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

This should be a rule...

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK INTO YOUR EX-GF'S CRIB, MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T FUCKING A NEW DUDE.

This dude got his ass beat with firewood, lol.
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Post by SoVi3t » Mon Jan 02, 2017 5:55 pm

This can be life: Too Much version

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/yeah-im ... was-awful/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by die » Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:35 pm

^ That's like Carlton trying to join a biker gang.



so, this happened...
https://www.yahoo.com/style/dog-mauls-f ... 08090.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by die » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:58 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/style/shopper-cal ... 47286.html


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


This easily can be life in today's climate where SJW Snowflakes really believe that Trump is a GAWD FEARIN' BUBBA.

This planet needs to Cobain itself.
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:41 pm

that is the funniest thing i have seen in quite a while!
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