This CAN be life thread

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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by die » Mon May 23, 2016 2:58 pm

Yeah, your boys arms are on super swole now.

Still hate that stupid THE GUY thing for Reigns, my God, everything they do to help get him over just makes things worse.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon May 23, 2016 6:56 pm

IKR? I ALMOST feel bad for him.

wait hang on...

http://whatculture.com/wwe/roman-reigns ... reme-rules" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


lol dang son. make him a heel already, and see what that does.
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by die » Mon May 23, 2016 7:43 pm

http://www.eonline.com/news/767124/arie ... m-pictures" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

#1 - bewbz
#2 - Stay-at-home hipster dad Jack Sparrow
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by Zytorg777 » Sun May 29, 2016 5:30 am

http://whatculture.com/wwe/new-john-cen ... al-threats" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by die » Sun May 29, 2016 1:56 pm

^ That is great.

HUSTLE, LOYALTY, DISRESPECT
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Post by Zytorg777 » Sun May 29, 2016 5:20 pm

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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by Zytorg777 » Tue May 31, 2016 2:59 am

Well Cena just showed up on raw wearing the shirt. This feud has main event potential.
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by die » Mon Jun 13, 2016 2:38 pm

This one is late to the party, but ohhhhh damn.

Don't know how I missed it before


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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:58 pm

http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/5659594852.html

greatest used car listing.... ever
2001 Dodge Viper For Sale $30k

Okay. Full disclosure. I almost killed myself in it.
It is VERY powerful. Extremely, EXTREMELY fast.
I've driven Ferrari's that don't feel as crazy as this thing. I am frankly afraid of it now.
That's right. It's in my garage and I'm afraid to drive it because it's like a crazy steroid bull that wants to kill me.
I've done 130 mph on a Ducati while laughing into the face of death. The viper is a completely different bowl of crack. The engine sounds like 40 pit bulls eating kittens while lifting weights.
I cannot truly explain it's power. It has whiplash acceleration in 3rd gear at 60mph. That sentence doesn't even make sense. But it's true.
That's why I'm telling you. I will not have your soul on my conscience.
You need to know what you are getting into. What insane level of crazy you are buying.
Can you resist the urge to mash down the accelerator? Can you? CAN YOU?!
Because it's like owning your own demon. A demon that only wants to kill you. We all know one person that for the right amount of money would kill you. But since no one is paying, they smile in your face and go about their day.
It's like that, except the Viper doesn't bother to ever pretend it doesn't want to kill you.
And it will do it for free.

Some brilliant engineer designed a beautiful sexy bulging body, fantastic suspension, great handling, aerodynamics, and all American style. While he was out on his lunch break, some demented maniac dropped 100 times more engine power than necessary into it and sent it out the door. It's mentally and psychologically unbalanced. It is a Decepticon.

Look,
If you are the type of person that can be talked into having one more drink at midnight when you have a very important presentation or interview early the next morning, then the Viper is not for you.

The whole car is constantly whispering sweet lies to you.
"You got this".
"Open me up and ride free, you got this"
"What are you a wussy?"
"Just do it", "Do it", "you got this".

Do not do it. You don't got it. Turns out you ARE in fact a wussy. Because you don't want to die.
You will sit on the curb and settle your heart after it tries to kill you the first time.
You will get back inside and it will immediately get back to the business of trying to get you to let it murder you. You will park it and it will start its siren call again, tempting you to get into this murder machine.
"You got this. This time you know. That last time was just a fluke. You ain't no wussy".

Repeat after me.
You
Don't
Got
This.

I suggest you go hug your wife, forget you ever read this, and go and buy a nice comfy safe Toyota Corolla. Live to be a hundred. Or you can do all the stuff on your bucket list and THEN buy a Viper.


But if you insist, for $30k you can look the devil in the eye and take this ride.

You were warned. May God have mercy on your soul.

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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:17 pm

^LOL SOLD.
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Jul 21, 2016 4:11 pm

http://vault50.com/12-year-old-boy-coll ... y-orphans/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


YES.
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by die » Tue Aug 30, 2016 10:32 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/chris-b ... 25790.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now, you guys know I'm no Chris Brown fan, but this bitch was doing more than chilling in the hot tub and looking at jewelry lol.
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:13 am

well, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -ride.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:01 am

I think you meant this can't be life cawigga.
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Re: This CAN be life thread

Post by die » Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:28 pm

Here are the party girls you're looking for:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/drug-smuggli ... 00425.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

They make Paris and Nicole look like Joel Schumacher Batman.
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