Florida Needs To Go

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Florida Needs To Go

Post by SoVi3t » Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:48 am

seems every time I hear about some truly batshit crazy bizarre shit happening from the States, I usually am not too shocked to find out it happened in fucking Florida. So yeah, this thread is reasons why Florida needs to fucking go become an island somehow involving nukes.

http://jezebel.com/woman-who-shot-missi ... socialflow

yup this bitch shot a missile into an occupied car.

and yes, her name is fucking Crystal Metheney.

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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by Shwiggie » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:35 am

The best thing about that GIF is the victory pose stick-figure Bugs does once Florida detaches..."yattai!"

This is old, but illustrative: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-40-m ... in-florida
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by RobotJerk » Sun Jun 15, 2014 4:09 am

I've seen that gif a hundred times and never noticed the stick figure Bugs victory pose before. Wow.
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by die » Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:07 pm

Florida needs to go plus that gif illustrates how easy it would be.

Hard to argue with that logic.
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by die » Mon May 11, 2015 9:42 pm

See, I knew there was a thread for this.

I must have posted a handful of recent WTFlorida news articles in other threads. We need to update this one.

I just posted the latest Zimmerman incident and then saw this:
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/n ... 56161.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


and yo, if his name is actually pronounced "STORE'S ENDER" that's even greater.
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by PhreakyMex » Tue May 12, 2015 1:51 pm

jeebus h christmas... yes... Florida and California just need to GTFO
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by die » Tue May 12, 2015 2:06 pm

the great thing about that is those are 2 states that would be pretty easy to get rid of.


Also, not sure if this belongs in here or in the conspiracy thread but Curt Hennig was found dead in Florida.

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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:32 pm

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-new ... net_890088" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:lol: :mcclure: :marvin:
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by Quadriceps » Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:40 pm

Florida: Nothing but alligators, meth, and alligators on meth.
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by die » Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:14 pm

those are actually the positives about Florida
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by die » Sun May 29, 2016 1:25 am

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/dead ... e-39449198" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by die » Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:51 pm

I swear, all of the most fucked up headlines in the news ALWAYS take place in Florida. From psycho kidnappers to alligators with human bodies inside them to this...


http://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/the ... li=BBnbfcL" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Chick is from LA... goes to FL to do concert and gets murdered.

Yeah, its like IF SHE HAD JUST STAYED IN LOS ANGELES WHERE IT'S SAFE.

Fuck Florida, man.
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by Zytorg777 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:41 pm

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /85785254/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

jeez. :(

the words "Florida" and "Nightclub" sound like a mixture a reasonable man knows to avoid.
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by Zytorg777 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 5:06 pm

It was a gay club....and a Muslim terrorist.

This is when the agenda conflicts.
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Re: Florida Needs To Go

Post by RobotJerk » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:32 pm

I don't have a joke or a bright side or any comment except it's horrible and here's an article about a horrible person:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/omar-mateen-su ... d=39790797" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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