BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURE THERAPY

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BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURE THERAPY

Post by die » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:44 pm

Engrish + an anything goes mentality = VICTORY


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Robert Cop ftw





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Would a dude in another country that owned a bootleg action figure factory be rolling in the bucks? I could imagine myself doing this for a living for the rest of my entire life. Make Spiderman with Batman's legs, He-Man's chest and Hulk's dick region...I mean the combinations are mind boggling right now.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:35 pm

What really wins this imo is the *tortoise* sticker. Just to add further proof that he aint a turtle.
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Re: BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURES

Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:28 pm

NON racist BLACK SKINHEAD Panthro FTW!!
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Re: BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURES

Post by die » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:06 pm

$nave's gonna want one of those big boobed Faker he-man figures.

So this has went from Hispanic & Asian companies bootlegging big properties to an underground fad where "artists" make their own "bootlegs"......

http://man-e-toys.com/tag/star-wars-bootleg/

I can't lie though, Bubblegum Machine R2-D2 is a major win.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:19 pm

:lol:

"Half man- half bat - half ape" :lmao:
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Re: BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURES

Post by die » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:57 pm

Some of these mofos are just cheap bastards but some of these, I swear are genius levels of trolling....




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what kid ever wouldn't want that SENSE OF RIGHT ALLIANCE?

or SPADER-MAN? like James Spader, the actor as Peter Parker?
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Re: BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURES

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:18 pm

I wanted to reply to this last night, but Angeldust.


I want to firstly apologize for the crude metaphor, but this world of bootleg action figures is equivalent to the first time I ejaculated. I must have the full cast of STTNG bootleg action figures. I have looked online and have not seen a Picard. Surely this must exist. If not, can anyone make me a bootleg Picard lol?
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Re: BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURES

Post by die » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:40 pm

Bootleg Locutus of Borg = NICE
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Bootleg Spock is a win
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There's not a whole lot of Trek bootlegs, most are pretty good and hard to distinguish from the real deals. Star Wars bootlegs is where it's at, I mean the WTF factor is always off the charts...

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I know this isn't an action figure but this is the best bootleg dvd cover I've ever seen:

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and then this happened.......



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Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:20 pm

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this... looks strangely like this:

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Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:59 pm

I have much to say about this:

1. Dead at how the bootleg Spock has the Contra Gun power up as an insignia
2. Why so much Star Wars but no trek?
3. Based upon whoever the genius was that decided to think outside of the box for the "super man big alliance" of a ninja turtle, "majin-bu/bane", Shrek, two power rangers and "Venom/snake eyes".....I now want to create my own "alliances"...a novel idea almost worthy of it's own thread.
4. Shrek seems popular in the alliances...why
5. Can anyone make me a bootleg looking next generation cast?

edit: because I have learned to avoid unnecessary 2x posts except in Obama thread. Here is my first attempt at forming an alliance of bootleg action figures based solely upon the laws of trolling and nonsense, I shall call it: "Captain Planet's dirt bag conglomerate"
[*] Denver the Last Dinosaur
[*]Harry from Harry and the Hendersons
[*]Gilbert Godfried with a lightsaber
[*]Shrek (of course)
[*]The Riddler


2xedit: This thread keeps giving. Completly eradicated at the mention of the Sucklord's "Limited edition asshole" :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURES

Post by die » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:37 pm

bahaha!!!



Here's mine:


DICKFORCE DELTA: SENSE OF SARCASM ALLIANCE

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SOUNDWAVE COBRA COMMANDER



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MAN-AT-HANDICAPPED ARMS



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GLEEK



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SERPENTOR PICCALO




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NINJABAMA



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UNCLE OWEN AND AUNT BERU



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JUMP THE SHARK



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MAGNUM P.I.
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Re: BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURES

Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:26 pm

its only a few posts old... but i'm already declaring this thread insta-classic....

SoundwaveCommander is SOLD!
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Post by die » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:43 pm

If Soundwave Cobra Commander would've came out when I was a kid, I would've lost my shit. I remember when you couldn't find any of the main characters on store shelves, they were always sold out. If you found Snake Eyes or Storm Shadow it was like winning the damn lottery. Kids these days have it made.


Here's my new list, I included one member especially for you, Mex. See if you can spot him...





PLANET OF THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY WIGGERS

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HIGGINS


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MOVIE GOKU


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DEADPOOL NINJA TURTLE


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FREDDIE MERCURY



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ZOMBIE HE-MAN


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CON AIR


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8 MILE


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JESSE VENTURA
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Re: BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURES

Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:38 pm

8Mile????

he looks the most Mexican...
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Re: BOOTLEG ACTION FIGURES

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:38 pm

If I did not have to work at Alliance tonight I would be google imaging the shiiiit out of myself right now. This is therapy. This is good. I am literally :atch: :atch: :atch:

EDIT: Freddie Mercury just reamed me. no homo.
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