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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Mon May 02, 2016 4:15 pm

Well, they started off with people that eat dirt, laundry detergent, etc. That probably got boring quick.

They had to step it up. I'd imagine people would eat anything to get on tv and be pseudo-famous.


Kim Kardashian ate BBCs and her mom released it on video.


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Post by SoVi3t » Thu May 05, 2016 6:03 am

http://www.fresnobee.com/news/nation-wo ... 2.html#fmp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Family mistakes sex toy for an angel, and admirers post pictures on social media.

An Indonesian fisherman found a life-size inflatable woman while walking on a beach at Banggai regency in March, the BBC reports.

The 21-year-old man took her home, where his family in the small village took care of her like she was a real woman. His mother dressed her in a different blouse and hijab every day and propped her on a chair, where the doll slumped as she lost air.

People who took pictures of her posted them on social media, declaring her a “bidadari,” a type of angel or spirit. The story became more embellished as news of the “beautiful angel” spread.

But local police who saw the photos and investigated saw something else.

This was no heavenly creature.

“It was a sex toy,” the area’s police chief, Heru Pramukarno, told local media.

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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu May 05, 2016 3:07 pm

SoVi3t wrote:http://www.fresnobee.com/news/nation-wo ... 2.html#fmp
Family mistakes sex toy for an angel, and admirers post pictures on social media.

An Indonesian fisherman found a life-size inflatable woman while walking on a beach at Banggai regency in March, the BBC reports.

The 21-year-old man took her home, where his family in the small village took care of her like she was a real woman. His mother dressed her in a different blouse and hijab every day and propped her on a chair, where the doll slumped as she lost air.

People who took pictures of her posted them on social media, declaring her a “bidadari,” a type of angel or spirit. The story became more embellished as news of the “beautiful angel” spread.

But local police who saw the photos and investigated saw something else.

This was no heavenly creature.

“It was a sex toy,” the area’s police chief, Heru Pramukarno, told local media.

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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Thu May 05, 2016 4:42 pm

^ FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR

holy damn, that both restores and destroys my faith in people
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Fri May 13, 2016 4:40 am

Wow, Kurt Cobain was kind of a dick...

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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Tue May 17, 2016 3:30 pm

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Two men involved in a rap group robbed and murdered a man in Florida on Wednesday so they could “flash cash” at a concert later that night, police said.

Joseph Brandon Jr., 18, and Jonathan Felix, 21, were charged with first-degree murder in the shooting death of Tyler Macklin, 21. The pair also faced armed robbery, armed burglary and conspiracy charges. A third man, 20-year-old Dylan Kindred, allegedly came up with the idea to target Macklin and was charged with conspiracy, police said.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by Zytorg777 » Tue May 17, 2016 3:45 pm

Because Florida.
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Post by die » Tue May 17, 2016 5:43 pm

dude's rap name was KILLA

lol

way to stay low key, my nigga.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue May 17, 2016 7:43 pm

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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Mon May 30, 2016 4:10 am

http://www.inquisitr.com/3138066/saudi- ... hildbirth/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I actually face palmed.


Edit: how do you drown, as a lifeguard, surrounded by other lifeguards?

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Post by RobotJerk » Mon May 30, 2016 4:25 pm

I'd say they all failed the lifeguard try out.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Tue May 31, 2016 3:32 pm

ok, so this...

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/30/us/gorill ... index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Why the hell does this keep on happening?

Every other day some kid falls into a monkey cage or lion pen or some shit.

They should just make an animal gladiator zoo, where instead of getting an abortion, you actually give birth to your child and at your own discretion you can determine an age for trial by animal combat and a specific animal den to throw them into.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:52 pm

I was asking my buddy this the other day. Last time I went to the zoo, I went with my parents, I'm in my 30s, and they were within arms reach of me. When I was a kid, I was pretty much on a leash.

Who the fuck just abandons their kid in front of an animal pen, while the fucktard climbs over barriers.

Should be shooting those parents, Instead of gorillas.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:23 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/a-lesbian- ... 66870.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:25 pm

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... olice-say/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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