This can't be life thread

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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:22 pm

The irony is that the Republicans are saying things need to get back to the Reagan days... but the majority of them support Trump.

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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:06 am

PhreakyMex wrote:
I just did too actually... and its funny cuz i was fucking BORN here.. and i have the birth certificate to prove it.
Trump doesn't care.

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Post by SoVi3t » Mon Apr 04, 2016 9:05 pm

I love when I hear about a story, and I love it. Then I read it, and it just keeps on delivering. This is one of those stories.


http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-35944680" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Paseka Motsoeneng, a self-styled prophet, claims a track record of amazing feats.

As the leader of the Church of Incredible Happenings, he's says he's healed people during sermons and even once claimed to deliver a fish from the womb of a pregnant woman.
Remind me to start a church sometime, and call it the Church of Never Ending Awesomeness.
A South African news site quoted a church spokesperson on 30 March saying that "the prophet did go to heaven" during an Easter church service and that while there "he took pictures" using his smartphone.

Those eager to see photographic proof of the afterlife will have to open their wallets though. Mboro has asked those who wish to view the pictures for a donation of 5,000 rand (about £240 or $340).


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Heaven looks a lot like when Facebook tries to make people tolerate homo's.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:36 pm

^ lololololol, did the woman's womb perhaps just smell like fish or was there an actual Nemo that he found?


Check this shit out:
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Motherfuckers doing Sovi3t Fatalities on kids back in the late 90's.

Kinda almost makes Backstreet Boys seem like one of the better things from that time period.
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Apr 07, 2016 12:30 am

I don't recall the last time I drank somebodies blood....


anywho, wait for the end of this:

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Post by die » Thu Apr 07, 2016 6:20 pm

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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:23 am

this can't be life gaming edition:



Is her logo a ripoff of a fucking porn site logo???
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Post by SoVi3t » Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:29 am

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this

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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:37 am

:x

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Post by die » Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:00 pm

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... -rip-tide/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

^that little girl will be messed-up for life.
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Post by SoVi3t » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:52 am

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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:21 pm

Sweet merciful fuck, a lot of people are all kinds of stupid.

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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Tue Apr 26, 2016 2:16 pm

skinnykitty6: go caramelize some onions hoe!!! leave beyonce and her family alone!
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Speaking of all kinds of stupid....Has nobody posted news on the Target Open-Shitter-Door policy here yet?

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... ms-to-men/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:lol:

Just another one of those things I predicted years ago.


2016... Prince and Michael Jackson are both dead, Ben Affleck is the gottdamned Batman and there will be tampon machines in the men's bathroom.

I wish I could go back in time and fuck with my younger self about it.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Sun May 01, 2016 9:26 pm

There is no way some of these addiction shows can be real. I refuse to believe a giant black Erkel ate a car seat. No fucking way this bitch eats fucking mattresses. Get the fuck off the got damn planet if this is for real.

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