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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Tue Aug 30, 2016 3:19 pm

That's horrifying.... I'm speechless
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:47 pm

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/crim ... /310492501" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

bonus points for Florida

bonus points for me thinking the dude was Kevin Owens from wrestling.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Sep 02, 2016 3:58 am

http://www.people.com/article/jared-fog ... -of-victim" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

apparently you can sue people because their kids were just so molestable
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:23 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09 ... ing-her-f/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by SoVi3t » Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:07 am

whoooops:

http://www.phillyvoice.com/children-fin ... -accident/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:26 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/16/bo ... store.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

well, that's fucking weird.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:21 pm

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bla ... er-n679231" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

not gonna lie, those are some funny reviews
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:25 pm

Oh shit, that is fantastic.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:32 pm

http://www.edmontonsun.com/2016/11/16/e ... oster-kids" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

i mean, technically it's not illegal
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Thu Nov 17, 2016 5:16 pm

It was just time for them to leave the nest. I'm sick of all these leeching ass 5 year olds. Kids these days have it made.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:13 pm

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-38051923" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
A South Africa pastor who sprays his congregation with insecticide has been widely condemned.

In a Facebook post, self-proclaimed prophet Lethebo Rabalago claims a pesticide called Doom can heal people.

The pastor has defended his actions, telling the BBC he is using unconventional methods to heal people.

He told the BBC's Nomsa Maseko in Johannesburg that he had sprayed the face of one woman because she had an eye infection and claimed the woman was "just fine because she believed in the power of God".
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by die » Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:36 pm

That pic just lifted me out of my shoes.

that bitch didn't even get chance to yell "RAID?!"
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Post by die » Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:50 pm

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/girl-8- ... 54217.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I would stick Negan's bat down that dude's pee hole in real life if they'd let me.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:38 am

Gotta love whenever I hear Americans tell me how shit my health care supposedly is because they heard from their Grandma's neighbours cats uncles friends brothers neice that somebody in Canada got denied treatment for something, then I read this:

http://fox6now.com/2016/11/27/it-can-be ... treatment/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Good to see his insurance he PAYS FOR is working so well.
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Re: This can't be life thread

Post by SoVi3t » Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:21 am

So apparently Atlanta is getting hit with barely half a foot of snow and the entire region lost their fucking minds. Bread is apparently sold out everywhere lol.

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