This can't be life thread

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This can't be life thread

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:33 pm

title is self explanatory.


first post: people taking a new "cheap heroin" called KROKIDIL. It causes flesh to melt off, and gangrene. Protect your teenagers.

http://gawker.com/flesh-eating-drug-kro ... 1443205547

"would you like some zombie potion added to your meth good sir?"

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Post by die » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:37 pm

That sounds like a drug in a Sci Fi movie or something. :shock:
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:42 pm

IKR? these guys who are doing it need to be on the look out for Dredd to come bust down their doors ya know?

this can't be life. how could a high possibly be worth losing limbs.....this can't be life.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:41 pm

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Post by die » Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:24 pm

GOT THAT APPLE DRANK
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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:51 pm

I mean just the opening sentence...
1984 wrote:WalMart will have to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of groceries bought by Louisiana food stamp recipients after a computer glitch gave them unlimited funds on their government-issued credit cards.
.....makes me :x and :lol: and :cry: / :| simultaneously.

If you give me a birthday gift, did I purchase it from you? In fact...If I gave you a percentage of my hard earned labor wages to give you the birthday gift to give to another person....did that person still purchase it from you?

dead at purchase.
dead at the entitlement
dead at no robo piecharts/bargraphs yet.

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Post by Zytorg777 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:17 pm

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Post by die » Wed Oct 16, 2013 3:28 pm

My guess is there's nobody left who can put a positive spin on shit like this.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:05 pm

#Robocurrentlyinhisbasementconcoctingpiechartsandfappingtogeorgestephanopolisandjohnstewartgaysexstories
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:45 pm

http://www.blacklistednews.com/Call_you ... 8/Y/M.html


say one word and lose your constitutional rights? this cant be life
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:47 pm

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Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:06 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/2 ... 1385526024


the NSA spies on Terrorists online porn habits....to embarras them and diminish their credibility. I am sure this will stop them from building bombs. I am also sure all the people they are preaching to never look at porn either. I am also sure that they are promised 72 virgins...and their idea of Heaven is some men's porno paradise. :|
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Post by die » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:25 pm

They better hope they don't play their Xbox One while naked if they have a small dick. :shock:
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Post by die » Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:31 pm

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/school ... 00497.html

Christ has been officially removed from Christmas. At least that was the case at one middle school on Long Island, where its holiday-concert chorus sang a version of "Silent Night" that had all references to "the savior" and "holy infant" removed by school administrators. But the effort to avoid alienating people seems to have backfired.
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