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Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by die » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:30 pm

madskills wrote:i worked at a movie theatre for a while, in a mostly white neighborhood, so maybe three or four black people would come in on an average night, and every time a black person came in, they'd get nachos. And I mean, twelve months into working, there was seriously not a single time a black person came into the theatre and did not get nachos. Nobody could disprove that black people always get nachos when they go to the movies. we never came across an exception to the rule

white people get popcorn.


Repo Man: So you would get popcorn that tasted like nachos?











Satan:Morgan Webb, on the other hand, looks like a Klingon female.






n-Mity:
Who is willing to start a "Buy a cheap hooker for Daniel" fund? His penis is probably making a Gremlin face.








Ghas_man:
No sir. That would be Adam Sessler. Watching him attempt to interview someone makes me want to punch baby Jesus in the taint.





Just a few of my favorites.
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Post by Satan » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:26 pm

RepoMan:
In other news, Paris Hilton's chuch looks like a soft taco that somebody stepped on.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:19 pm

the above still pwnz. me to this day
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Post by die » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:38 pm

that was solid.


another Repo Man classic was a response to a hillbilly named Rockhard...


Isn't there a possum somewhere you have to shoot and wear on your head?

I think after shutdowns like that, he actually left TSG.
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Post by Repo Man » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:33 am

What are "mb quotes?"
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Post by $nave » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:39 am

Repo Man wrote:What are "mb quotes?"

That's MySpace Emo for "message board quotes"
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Post by Repo Man » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:52 am

What is "MySpace Emo?"
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Post by $nave » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:55 am

Repo Man wrote:What is "MySpace Emo?"
A:
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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:57 pm

$... yer slippin dude.. i coulda found a better pic than that...

here ya go...

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Post by die » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:03 pm

P-mex for teh win.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:20 pm

gracias mi amigo!
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Post by die » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:41 pm

Nice to see permed up Mike Golic get some tight cooter
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I liked that one a lot
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Post by $nave » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:34 am

PhreakyMex wrote:$... yer slippin dude.. i coulda found a better pic than that...

here ya go...

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I disagree. Mine had 1.) an emo and 2.) a reference to myspace. Yours only had an emo. Could the pic be from a blog instead? The viewer is not sure.

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