Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post funny stuff plus also Sovi3t may threaten to murder you lmao
Post Reply
User avatar
PhreakyMex
Posts: 4500
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 2:49 pm
Location: Frisco, Texas

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:00 pm

quite a flurry of activity these past few days... hearkens back to the old days before we all had lives...
Image
User avatar
die
Posts: 14863
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:38 pm
Location: Apartment Complex of Dicks

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by die » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:51 pm

lionheart wrote:She is a goddamned travesty. Lisa Turtle singlehandedly put me on a six-month black girl fantasy jackoff spree when I was a kid.
Image
There is another Skywalker....
User avatar
RobotJerk
Posts: 7037
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:24 am
Location: I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by RobotJerk » Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:19 am

:4up:
Image
User avatar
lionheart
Posts: 2108
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2004 11:22 am
Location: Masshole
Contact:

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by lionheart » Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:17 pm

die wrote:I want to take a pick with a black fist on it and style Cersei's pubes.
"Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost!"
User avatar
PhreakyMex
Posts: 4500
Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 2:49 pm
Location: Frisco, Texas

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:39 pm

Fuck you and your honky harem
- Soviet....
Image
User avatar
SoVi3t
Posts: 5660
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:30 am
Location: Behind The Iron Curtain

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:22 am

Die stunned me with this one, in reference to Jared from Subway:
die wrote:Subway is gonna Chris Benoit this mofogle.


There will be old Subway ads with a blacked out outline of a body and dubbed over vocals by the black Allstate guy that was on 24 that sounds like he's gargling an egg.
Image

Zytorg's mother sucks my dick for bus fare then walks home
User avatar
SoVi3t
Posts: 5660
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:30 am
Location: Behind The Iron Curtain

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by SoVi3t » Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:29 am

elsewhere:
Build me a house out of slim-Jims. Make the windows out of crystallized beer. It'll be like Hansel & Gretel, except I only attract drunk chicks and homeless people. Why is there a trail of meth leading away from my front porch? *munch, munch, munch...*
Image

Zytorg's mother sucks my dick for bus fare then walks home
User avatar
Zytorg777
Posts: 3098
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:19 am

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by Zytorg777 » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:16 pm

Image
Image
"Getting that sincere heel heat from 40 year old virgins since 2009 because of my bachelors degree with honors"
User avatar
lionheart
Posts: 2108
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2004 11:22 am
Location: Masshole
Contact:

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by lionheart » Fri Oct 30, 2015 2:39 pm

RobotJerk wrote:As many times as, at this point, everyone has called you out on yoir bullshit, I keep hoping someone would embarrass you so hard you'd quit posting. But you keep coming back like a self-deluding boomerrang of misinformation and crackpot ideas.
"Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost!"
User avatar
Zytorg777
Posts: 3098
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:19 am

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by Zytorg777 » Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:02 pm

You are all still mad. The truth is that, while I started off slow, trying to make this netcees and failing......I quickly acclimated and have since proved the following irrefutable truths:


1. Robo is mad at God. Robo is not as smart as he thinks he is.
2. Soviet is a liar.
3. All others are just sheeple followers who are not worthy of response.
4. You who ignore me are cowards
5. Zytorg777 is main event heel heat
6. You have failed to prove that Darwinian evolution is a logical foundation of creation
7. Jesus Christ is the way the truth and the life.
8. Zytorg777 would love to have peace with you, but if you want war, war you shall have
9. Robo I am sorry I was mean to you all those years ago, I truly am.
10. Ryan Reynolds was good in the Nines. :marvin:
Image
"Getting that sincere heel heat from 40 year old virgins since 2009 because of my bachelors degree with honors"
User avatar
RobotJerk
Posts: 7037
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:24 am
Location: I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by RobotJerk » Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:41 pm

STOP RUINING THIS THREAD.
Image
User avatar
Zytorg777
Posts: 3098
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:19 am

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by Zytorg777 » Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:58 pm

RobotJerk wrote:STOP RUINING THIS THREAD.
Image
"Getting that sincere heel heat from 40 year old virgins since 2009 because of my bachelors degree with honors"
User avatar
SoVi3t
Posts: 5660
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:30 am
Location: Behind The Iron Curtain

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by SoVi3t » Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:44 pm

RobotJerk wrote:STOP RUINING THIS THREAD.
dude, he ruins everything he touches, why you think I blocked his ass? Dude's just an incredible man baby who probably idolizes Elliot Rodger. "Why does everybody pick on me? Why am I such a soaking wet douche that nobody will converse with me? Why did my mother try to sell me for a pair of shoes? Why don't I have a daddy" it's just sad as fuck listening to that whiny cunt think he has a valid opinion. Do yourself a favour, and block him. Sure, blocking is a waste of time 99% of the time, and who knows, sometimes people have a valid thought in that onion they call a brain. But not him. He's been a lost cause, since the moment his mother shat him into a gutter. You lose nothing valuable by blocking him. Blocking him is equivalent to farting into a cushion. It's win/win.
Image

Zytorg's mother sucks my dick for bus fare then walks home
User avatar
Zytorg777
Posts: 3098
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:19 am

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by Zytorg777 » Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:10 am

Your sweet virgin anger is like nectar.
Last edited by Zytorg777 on Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:16 am, edited 1 time in total.
Image
"Getting that sincere heel heat from 40 year old virgins since 2009 because of my bachelors degree with honors"
User avatar
Zytorg777
Posts: 3098
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:19 am

Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by Zytorg777 » Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:16 am

Zytorg777 wrote:Your sweet virgin anger is like nectar. Don't you understand? You ignoring me only looks weak on you. Your constant attempts to bury me are only to put yourself over but alas they fail.

I laugh at you.

you ignoring me looks bad on you like your unibrow, but for differing reasons. Your unibrow looks bad on you in a way that has kept you floundering into 40 yr old virgin platinum trophy status. Your ignoring me looks bad on you bc it makes you look weak at tater water as you are unable to make me be silenced with your logic or witty retorts.

I do not respect you, nor will I ever. nair your eye hair then come at me.
Image
"Getting that sincere heel heat from 40 year old virgins since 2009 because of my bachelors degree with honors"
Post Reply