Favoritest mb quotes ever

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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:23 pm

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SoVi3t wrote:
RobotJerk wrote:I keep going back and forth whether Zytorg is a troll or mentally unbalanced. In light of recent events, I am leaning toward the former again.

My vote is still on 'incest tard baby'.

This is why you don't fuck you own mother, you end up with a complete failure like him.
I think that we shouldn't compare lives....as yours is much worse.
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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by die » Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:31 pm

Quadriceps wrote:Jeb Bush is my WCW Ultimate Warrior.

No matter how much money gets thrown at him, he still can't cut a promo.
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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by SoVi3t » Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:40 pm

I love how I can post something, rile up Zytard enough that he has to post several times, and I still have him on ignore so I don't ever have to read his retardedness. I'm starting to think Die is the only person who still has him unblocked.
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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:06 pm

SoVi3t wrote:I love how I can post something, rile up Zytard enough that he has to post several times, and I still have him on ignore so I don't ever have to read his retardedness. I'm starting to think Die is the only person who still has him unblocked.

Your reality is as distorted as your fat face. But I trust that my upcoming posts will have your full attention.
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Nov 05, 2015 9:29 pm

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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:20 pm

Trust me that in a short time, when it is right, other people's reactions will make you click display post.
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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Nov 09, 2015 1:37 pm

i spit out my coffee at this..

"RobotJerk"
Today on Maury Povich: "You Left Me on Bespin, But Now I Want What's Mines"
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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:49 pm

die wrote:Malenko is to the man of a thousand holds as Carson is to the man of a thousand lies.
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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by cYnical » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:32 am

die wrote:Ever watch that show I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT I WAS PREGGERZ LULZ (or something like that)??? It's like a whole series just devoted to bitches taking a shit and a kid falling out and they're like "omfg baby whatevs."
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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:41 pm

RobotJerk wrote:To quote a girl seeing full erection for the first time: "Is that supposed to be purple?"
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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:36 pm

Shwiggie -
Kylo Ren looks like the buttchild of Adrien Brody and Mr. Ed.
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Re: Favoritest mb quotes ever

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:19 am

I think I laughed for 2 minutes straight at this comment from Die:
I want to superglue my dick to my forehead and do a Metroid roll into strip mall traffic on Black Friday.
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