Soccer is GAY

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Post by lionheart » Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:35 am

Phreaky, I admire your courage and skills in keeping soccer's hopes alive for this long. Unfortunately, it is a losing battle. You are like a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest; even if you get in a good shot, you don't have a leg to stand on.

You know what the best part of being a human being is? Hands. Everything we do that matters involves the use of hands. Fucking, eating, sleeping, all use hands at some point.

Soccer doesn't. Why? Simple answer: because it is gay.

As for your argument that the rest of the world liking soccer nullifies the chance of it being gay, you are just dead wrong. The rest of the world is very, very gay. In Europe, David Hasselhoff is a popular singer. Indian culture is the gayest shit in the history of gaydom. And don't get me started with the Japanese, or I'll end up in jail.

Again, you have fought bravely, but it is a lost cause. Soccer is teh gay.
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Post by RockHard » Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:05 am

Bout time someone spreads the truth about Soccer :D

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Post by Satan » Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:10 am

PhreakyMex wrote:Transsexuals MY ASS...you think some fucking cross dressin freak would look THAT GOOD. HELL FUCKING NO...
You've obviously never been to Bourbon St. New Orleans, Louisana.

You know what, soccer's not that gay...but futbol is this gay:
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Post by $nave » Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:19 am

:lol: damn yous :lol:

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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Jun 11, 2004 3:41 pm

Again, you have fought bravely, but it is a lost cause. Soccer is teh gay.
I can see now that this is a lost cause, i guess you must be of Latin descent as I am to truly appreciate the greatness of the sport without thinking it is teh gay... I concede my defeat. I will not however hang my head in shame as I still have my pride. I applaude you all for your arguments, however twisted and sick they may have been, and I hope that further discussions are this animated and interesting... if not more evenly spread out.. as this was a one sided argument. and since I officially declare this dead, I say we all go back to posting funny shit in OMG ROOFLES!
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Post by SoVi3t » Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:29 pm

PhreakyMex wrote:
Again, you have fought bravely, but it is a lost cause. Soccer is teh gay.
I can see now that this is a lost cause, i guess you must be of Latin descent as I am to truly appreciate the greatness of the sport without thinking it is teh gay... I concede my defeat. I will not however hang my head in shame as I still have my pride. I applaude you all for your arguments, however twisted and sick they may have been, and I hope that further discussions are this animated and interesting... if not more evenly spread out.. as this was a one sided argument. and since I officially declare this dead, I say we all go back to posting funny shit in OMG ROOFLES!
hell no, this must go on :evil:

ummmm....latinos are all gay! Just look at cheech and chong. Two mexicans that were always sleeping together and shit. GAY! YOU'VE ALL BEEN INFEKTED WITH TEH GHEY!!!!
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Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:37 pm

hell no, this must go on

ummmm....latinos are all gay! Just look at cheech and chong. Two mexicans that were always sleeping together and shit. GAY! YOU'VE ALL BEEN INFEKTED WITH TEH GHEY!!!!
Give it up dude...
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Post by die » Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is the best stuff of forever. I have laughed until I bleed internally on this one. :lol:

Those pictures owned me.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:49 am

I printed off the Hasselhoff one, and it's on my friends fridge at his new apartment.

That is simply fucking awesome!
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Post by die » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:56 am

The Hasselhoff picture made me piss across my keyboard. :lol:


That is the second bestest Hasselhoff pic ever.


(if you don't know the first bestest, shame on yous!)
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:49 pm

die wrote:The Hasselhoff picture made me piss across my keyboard. :lol:


That is the second bestest Hasselhoff pic ever.


(if you don't know the first bestest, shame on yous!)
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Obviously that one. Although once you threw one up that had their heads switched, that busted me up something fierce. This pic is just proof that there was too much coke going around in the 80's.
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:23 pm

SoVi3t wrote: ummmm....latinos are all gay! Just look at cheech and chong.
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VERDICT: GHEY


When Cheech and Chong talk about smoking bones, Andy Dick listens.

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Post by baxojayz » Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:48 pm

**edit**

oops. posted that pics alread.
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Post by baxojayz » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:16 pm

Not meaning to dredge this up...

What the hell, let's touch on this again...
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Post by die » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ask Snave about the gay soccer pic that some fag posted over at the GR.
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