If you had an exact clone of yourself...

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If you had an exact clone of yourself...

Post by fesworks » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:28 pm

What would you do? Would you go fuck yourself?
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Post by $nave » Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:15 am

No. I would try to make him my person slave, but I know me and I would no sell it and fight myself. It would be the first double single suicide evah
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Re: If you had an exact clone of yourself...

Post by RobotJerk » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:24 am

fesworks wrote:What would you do? Would you go fuck yourself?
No, but I suddenly think cloning Eva Longoria would be an even awesomer idea than it was before.
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Post by die » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:28 am

This is a beyond stupid question.

I mean, the clone of myself would go to work in my place as I did everything else besides the work part.
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Post by fesworks » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:06 am

die wrote:This is a beyond stupid question.

I mean, the clone of myself would go to work in my place as I did everything else besides the work part.
You can't tell me a fucker of goats would not go fuck himself.
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Post by die » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:03 pm

Well, to be perfectly honest, we would run the train on a goat and donkey punch each other at exactly the same time, but the other me would still have to go to bed early cause he'd have to work the next day.
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Post by fesworks » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:28 pm

die wrote: but the other me would still have to go to bed early cause he'd have to work the next day.
:lol: I alway say that too, but it ends up being true for me ;)
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Re: If you had an exact clone of yourself...

Post by Robert Paulson » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:18 pm

fesworks wrote:What would you do? Would you go fuck yourself?
UGh, shitty post.

I think after seeing this, I'll start the following topics:

"what would you do if you shit your pants on a date?" "If you could have a bigger penis from gay sex would you do it?" "if you had a dog that looked like fergie (a real possiblity)would you fuck it?"
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Post by Coke Mule » Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:56 pm

Robert Paulson wrote:
fesworks wrote:What would you do? Would you go fuck yourself?
if you had a dog that looked like fergie (a real possiblity)would you fuck it?"
please start this one , i cant wait to answer
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Re: If you had an exact clone of yourself...

Post by Satan » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:28 am

Robert Paulson wrote: I think after seeing this, I'll start the following topics:

"what would you do if you shit your pants on a date?"
I would stand up and yell,"Somebody put shit in my pants!!"
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Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:14 pm

shitty post

but i'll answer anyway... i'd have the clone do the usual (do my work and shit) while i spent my day's sleepin
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Re: If you had an exact clone of yourself...

Post by fesworks » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:38 pm

Robert Paulson wrote:
fesworks wrote:What would you do? Would you go fuck yourself?
UGh, shitty post.

I think after seeing this, I'll start the following topics:

"what would you do if you shit your pants on a date?" "If you could have a bigger penis from gay sex would you do it?" "if you had a dog that looked like fergie (a real possiblity)would you fuck it?"
:y not my fault you are insecure and also don't recognize gold.

1) If I'd shit my pants in such a manor, there'd be something that would have made her shit herself too.

2) Doesn't need to be bigger, otherwise i'd do gay porn and get paid a lot of fucking money.

3) It'd probably kill the dog because fergie is one fucking ugly whore, that already looks like a dog... almost as ugly as horse-face Paris Hilton.
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Post by Ghas_man » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:33 am

Fes, you are the most awkward fellow I've ever met.
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Post by fesworks » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:21 am

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Post by lionheart » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:08 pm

My clone would go to work while I did whatever the hell else I wanted to do.

Probably use him to stand in with the wife while I go out and get rip-roaring drunk with my buddies once in a while, too.
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