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Kelly Clarkson

Post by die » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:14 pm

You know, the American Idol chick. I remember saying to myself "She's kinda cute, but a bit chubby here & there" Really nothing special though. I saw her a while back on the cover of a magazine and I was like "damn". Your girl done tightened up.






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Post by Repo Man » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:56 pm

I always thought she was an okay flat chick with a big booty.
That SINCE YOU BEEN GONE SONG has been stuck in my head since like the last two months. It's catchy, I feel gay for liking it, but who cares?


But I am growing tired of reading "Your boy" and now "Your girl".





Doesn't Jay-Z have any other catch-phrases you can glam?
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:17 am

Who the fuck is Jay Z?
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:34 am

A few notes:
- Clarkson is ok. I'd still bang pre/post-skank Cristina, pre-opening her mouth (except to swallow my cum) Jessica Simpson, and Beyonce Knowles any day of the week.
- That song is damn catchy Repo. One of my few guilty pleasures (That and that fucking Cradle of Filth song...god damn I hate Cradle of Filth)
- Sure Jay Z has more catchphrases.
1.) Pimpin'
2.) Nigga

But that about it.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:52 am

die wrote:Who the fuck is Jay Z?

Your boy.
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Post by $nave » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:25 am

Repo Man wrote:But I am growing tired of reading "Your boy" and now "Your girl".

Doesn't Jay-Z have any other catch-phrases you can glam?
Woah! "Your boy" is a Jay-Z phrase? I've been saying that to get people to talk shit about other peeps

For instance:
"Your boy Screech has been acting like a total tool."

"Why is he my boy? I fucking hate that motherfucker...." and they keep the rant going for a good thirty minutes
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Post by madskills » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:22 pm

even though you already stated you are aware of it and don't care, I still feel the need to say it


you're gay for liking that song
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:32 pm

you're gay for liking that song

And you are white for liking Ludacris.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:08 pm

Repo's entire knowledge of language dates back to less than 5 years ago. That's why if you say "dude", he feels Ashton Kutcher should get a nickel each time, and if you respond to something with "yeah" or "ok", Little John deserves proper respect given.

And if you try to post something witty but it turns out shitty, Repo deserves a shout-out.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:32 pm

I wish I could be like your boy...........you.

I just get a kick out of how you try to incorporate hip slang into your blurbs so you appear to be current.




Now tell me I am hella-whack and it's on like Donkey Kong.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:38 pm

You are hella-whack.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:50 pm

Now it's on like Donkey Kong.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:03 pm

Quote the Sean William Scott nevermore...
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:31 pm

The sad thing is you know who actually said these things last.

I heard Gwen Stefani say hella. I refused to buy in.
I see Die using "Your Boy" and Your Girl" like it was it was the new pronoun of the millenium. I hate Jay-Z and think he destroyed rap, so of course, I refuse to buy in.

You'd be better off consulting that one guy's sig who keeps trying to use idiotic words like "snatchbatch."

At least he's trying.


Die, trying to get over wrote:Your girl done tightened up.
Holy cow.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:42 pm

I'm willing to bet that you don't even know what you just said.
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