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This is where fights get placed and feelings get hurt...
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:58 pm

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Madskills

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N-Mitty

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I am upset you said I was not talented.
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Post by n-MITY » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:03 pm

N-Mitty
Thanks for the extra 't'.

Let's break down your accumulative talents besides spelling:

-Pic posting
-Hick-bashing
-madskills trash-canning


Let's break down mine:

-Writing divine verse
-Weight-bending
-Soul stealing
-PWNZing
-Pic posting
-Hick-bashing
-Swirly Executioner via madskills
-Pouring water in Robots' tanks


And madskills':

-Getting Hulk-smashed
-Getting Hulk-smashed verbally
-Ninja vanish


After seeing the results, I think the representation would actually be:



n-MITY

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madskills

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Post by Repo Man » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:46 pm

If you lived in the city, I would bash you for being a homeless version of Eminem.


But you live in the country, so you get the JETHRO'S BEEN EAT'IN GRANNY version.

It is actually funnier this way because I can just imagine you with your turntables next to a giant pile of horse manure.
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Post by n-MITY » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:22 pm

It is actually funnier this way because I can just imagine you with your turntables next to a giant pile of horse manure.
:lol:

That was actually funny.

If you lived in the city, I would bash you for being a homeless version of Eminem.
I could live under the gutter of Times Square and I'd still have to listen to you churn out one recycled redneck joke after the next. It's like calling a mexican a cracker for not being black, you're way off.

I can picture you standing helpless underneath a basket with knee-highs while getting dunked on by the neighborhood plaid-sporting vato, and then following up with a horse stable joke.


Now tell me what a yokel my uncle is for drinking coffee in the morning and carry on, Jeff.
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Post by Repo Man » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:10 pm

Can I explain to you that your raps should be about warring with gophers and mealworms instead of Bloods and Crips?

That you should talk about BUG LIFE instead of THUG LIFE?

Do you understand that shooting tin cans is not the same as shooting mark-ass bustas?


YOU ARE NOT KEEPING IT REAL.

Fortunately, I am.
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Post by baxojayz » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:15 pm

Repo Man wrote:Do you understand that shooting tin cans is not the same as shooting mark-ass bustas?
Awww snap! :lol: That one broke my face into a million pieces!
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Post by n-MITY » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:37 pm

And if I were an anteater on a porch with a pistol I could actually be insulted by your last post. You're keeping it real like Stephen King.


Are you sure you post here for entertainment, or is it just to warm up for your next tv show? There's no way it could be both, because they don't cohere with each other.

It is actually funnier this way because your friends are actually rednecks.



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Post by Repo Man » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:53 pm

I actually have an idea for a TV show.

It's about a kid from the mid-west who is beaten repeatedly at school by other kids and all he has is his dream. His dream to one day become famous.
Then he sees 8 Mile and is even more convinced he can make it.

The only problem is....

.....he raps about the streets and his streets are dirt roads.

....he raps about chickenheads and he is in charge of cutting them off after they can no longer lay eggs.

....he raps about "roll'in with da homies", but most of his homies roll around in mud.


I think a working title might be FEAR TRACTOR.
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Post by n-MITY » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:43 pm

If you offered madskills minimum wage and a basket of eggs to do the first season, I bet he'd bite.
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:19 pm

THE END
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Post by n-MITY » Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:08 pm

Repo Man wrote:THE END
Now that it's over, thanks for the fun in here, Repo. You made me laugh like a son of a bitch with the last few posts.

I look forward to another sometime. :D
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Post by die » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:16 pm

Bubba Sparkxxxxxx just called, I couldn't understand a fucking word he said, but he sounded pissy.
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Post by SoVi3t » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:31 pm

If you post on a fucking internet forum more than once a week, you're probably a nerd in some form. Hell, I tell my friends and co-workers all the time that I'm a nerd. Nerd's are no longer the Revenge of the Nerd's style nerds. We can be people who think Star Wars is awesome, can list at least 3 video game programmers (by name), and actually know when movies are coming out, without having to see the trailer on tv.

Do you know how many times I've had friends come up to me and say "oh, you know what game looks good? XXXXXX, cuz I saw the commercial the other day"

well fuck! I have been reading daily updates on it for like a year and a half.

Hell, my parents were wierded out because I pre-paid for Halo 2 like half a year before it got out.
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Post by Repo Man » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:40 pm

SoVi3t wrote: Hell, my parents were wierded out because I pre-paid for Halo 2 like half a year before it got out.

They are not "wierded out", they are thinking of ways to eliminate you and start over.
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Post by madskills » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:58 pm

If you offered madskills minimum wage and a basket of eggs to do the first season, I bet he'd bite.

I love how everytime he makes fun of you, you try to play it off like he meant to make fun of me and accidently used your name, like your so desperate to be his friend you actually try to chime in on the jokes he makes about you


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