Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:52 pm

I actually find the model's story fascinating, and totally understand that GMA wanted to remain cutting edge.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:06 pm

Can't remember if I posted these or not but fuck it....

Joel "Kinda like a preacher" Osteen
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Are you a preacher? are you a motivational speaker? are you the offspring of the 123 Kid Sean Waltman and a possum?

Yeah, this dude is all smiles 24/7. Fire and brimstone??? Naw man, that's old news... How about puppies and bubblebaths? Sounds good to me!


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Yeah, everythings cool... God ain't about wrath and that stuff about hell, it was just for shock value, it really aint that big of a deal.


but buy my book:

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Look Joel, I'm just gonna keep my $24.99 see cause I've come up with my own 7 keys to improving my life everyday.

1- shove a basted ham up your ass and drop you in a lion's den.
2- shoot roman candles at your dick
3- make you an AIDS smoothie and garnish it with bird flu
4- put a PVC pipe in your ass, insert barbed wire into pvc pipe then quickly yank pvc pipe out.
5- break all of your teeth out with a boat motor
6- teabag your dead uncle
7- take you out to a nice dinner one night and stiff you with the tab


I hate this permed-mullet smiley face dickwart.







Bear Grylls: Hotel Survivalist, Piss Sipper extradonaire
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This fake ass survival dude.... I mean...Damn, really? gtfo here with drinking your own piss, gtfo with staged scenes and gay setup adventures with Jake Gyllenhall and Will Ferrell.


Nothing screams "hardcore survivalist" like perfectly painted on blood....

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"When I'm lost in the woods by myself miles from any hotel or Amoco Station with built in Domino's Pizza, nothing lifts the spirits like a well placed period-blood-smoothie."

Bet you won't see him fuck with stingrays.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by Zytorg777 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:54 pm

duswidt with the model? cutting edge? validate me please.

annnnnywho:


Yeah, this needed to be said. I see two destroyers of the world, the one: democrats, the second: TBN

Carry on.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:57 pm

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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:56 pm

the freaking dog slays me.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:26 pm

This fucking dude right here...

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Ryan Good
AKA Justin Beiber's "swag" coach


http://www.teen.com/2011/10/03/celebrit ... ach-quits/


Yea, I fucking hate Beiber just as much as the next human being...but first and foremost we need to kill the motherfucker who teaches him how to look like a douche and make douche faces and dress and pose like a little shitblossom.

all this shit needs to go, the 15 minutes are up. How fake do you gotta be to need a swag coach? How fake you gotta be to need the milk chocolate tree frog himself (Usher) to cosign you on your Canadian wigger R&B blackground? I want to soak all theses wack faggots in flammable liquids and Ricky the Dragon these motherfuckers.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:51 am

This slays me:


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http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/03/deadmau5-m ... ing-idiot/


“That’s your big contribution to EDM? Thats your big message to ultra attendies? hipsterspeak for looking for drugs? fuck off you fucking IDIOT.”
Wait... sure Madonna is old and fucking barely hanging on to anything, but "Hipsterspeak"? MOTHERFUCKER YOUR STAGENAME IS L33T SP33K.

“very classy there madonna. ‘HUR DUR HAS ANYONE SEEN MOLLY???’ such a great message for the young music lovers at ultra. quite the f’n philanthropist. but hey, at least yer HIP AND TRENDY! fucking cant smack my head hard enough right now.”
Please allow me to smack your vinyl mouse head for you, then. YOU ARE A CANADIAN TECHNO DUDE. All you really know is that Moby became known more since feuding with Eminem, then people moved on and forgot about him again. You gotta know, this shit just doesn't make sense though. Maybe Paul Oakenfold should start shit with Prince? Or DJ Magic Mike could tweet some shit-talking to Michael Bolton or maybe The Indian Princess from The Blackeyed Peas?

Hey there, DEAD MOUSE... the crazy thing about pop stars on the level of Madonna (Prince, Michael Jackson, Elvis, James Brown, The Beatles) is that they are pretty much in A League of Their Own.

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So, if Madonna is fucking up - I'm gonna need Prince to let me know about it.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by Zytorg777 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:20 am

Damn. Co signed...my only beef is she married the revolver guy.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:34 am

and the fact that she is actually partially to blame for the shitlog that is Revolver. :atch:
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:41 pm

freaking revolver...I cant believe I watched it 12 times...I am still blind to the facts. I still cannot quench my ego or need for validation and respect of others.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:43 pm

You been looking into switching to the Kaballah?
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by cYnical » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:45 am

Die, it looks like your boy is making a comeback.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the ... _blog.html
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:30 am

HAHA! That shit is failjuice.

He's gotta know, it's going to have to be a Drumline sequel or bust.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:01 am

die wrote:You been looking into switching to the Kaballah?

oh no, just good movies bro.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:16 pm

lololol Die standing up for Madonna? And needs Prince to OK it?

Did I go to the wrong website? I thought this was tehstyleguide not tehfailguide

Both of those two lost any right to be considered human beings a loooooooooong time ago. Like back when Repo popped his man cherry at that trucker bar outside of Vegas.
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