Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by cYnical » Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:41 pm

This reminds me of the morons on Facebook who believe that Lincoln was really a black man, and that history has been rewritten by teh evul white debils.

If Lincoln was black, he sure hated his own kind.

I guess everything's gotta be activism now. Every thing on Earth has to be part of some conspiracy that holds someone down. Clearly, Charles in Charge was just government propaganda intended to break the spirit of black folks, so they'd know the white man was superior. Who's the Boss didn't do enough to further the cause, I guess.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:07 pm

DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR MR. BELVEDERE.

When did Xzibit turn into the girl at a party that you started a conversation with but wished you hadn't from SNL's Weekend Update?


How do shame somebody into researching an out-of-date term?

and why isn't he trying to speak out against teabagging?

Surely, that used to mean something else throughout history.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by cYnical » Thu Mar 24, 2016 4:41 pm

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!

That actually might be a rant for the hate thread, soon.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Mar 24, 2016 5:42 pm

I think Xzibit confused planking with laying down. Honest make, I've fucked it up occasionally too
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Tue Aug 30, 2016 3:12 pm

Make way for:

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Nick Cannon and his many, many turbans.

What did he change his name to Eric Badu?




This is how he celebrates all of the times he's not kicking it with Simon Cowell in his Kid Rock disguise...


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MY NAME IS NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK


fuck this fetal alcohol ferret faced talentless motherfuck.

I pray to a Viggo painting that hellfire reigns directly onto his filthy soul.




Also, fuck Colin Kaepernick.



You look like a muslim secret agent Moncheechee...

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^ this looks like a theatrical stage portrayal of Middle Eastern Despicable Me.

He looks like a flying carpet salesman who only sells to upper class Indiana Jones villains.

his hair looks like bearcat cub pubes.

Looking like he went to a Sports Clips that caters primarily to marmosets



HI GUIZ IM COLIN KAPERNICKUS AND IM TOO COOL TO DO STUPID RRITUALISTIC CELEBRATIONS LIKE STANDING FOR NATIONAL ANTHEMS. IM NO STUPID FOLLOWER OF DUMB DISPLAYS LOL

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^ nice Christian tattoos by the way, that's very unique and special and not ironic at all! I bet nobody has those! Who could've ever thought of a cross with a banner on it?!?!


I WAS A THUG BUT NOW IM HIPSTER...


wait it's time for a press conference...

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IT'S THE WEEKEND, I GOT MY HAT ON BACKWARDS AND IT'S TIME TO FUCKING PARTY

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AAAIIIGGGGHHHHHHHH




Just look at this Jewish Weasel...

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how is this not Screech and Lisa Turtle's son?

Looking like he gangbangs with lesser weasels. Looking like a Jeff Dunham puppet that got rejected due to animal cruelty and stereotyping.

Looking like he is the cheese grater at Olive Garden who stops 9 seconds after you yell WHEN for the 3rd time.


This is one of the top 10 last motherfuckers I want giving me a BLACK LIVES MATTER speech.



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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:04 pm

Well, it's the Christmas/Barn Solstice season once again and I'm in a great mood.

PLUS I HATE THIS FUCKER:

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AlphaOmegaSin

(I hate that name too)




Every single time that I look up anything on Youtube it pops up with one of this guy's pseudo tough guy rants whilst he poses in front of his entire bitch ass Nintendo toys collection.

First of all, it looks like the son of Gimli and Tyrion Lannister who goes to the mall just for Gamestop, Hot Topic and Starbucks at the food court.

Or if you've ever wondered what Spike Dudley would look like dressed up as Zakk Wylde.

He has to gear-up before each rant with $30 novelty tees, razor blade chain neclaces, armbands and black beanie...

Who the fuck can wear a beanie all year round? His hat, hair and beard look like a disguise, plus looks and sounds like a pussy trying to make you think he's a dick.

Wasn't he one of the West Memphis 3?

maybe Johnny Depp and Eddie Vedder can write a song about him or something.

He always rants like he's going to pseudo murder somebody over trivial shit.

he never seems scary or tough like he wishes he was.


Sometimes I loathe the internet.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by lionheart » Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:18 pm

Is that guy the same dude that makes the Accapella songs to old video games? Because I hate the look but that guy at least created something novel. If not, I have no idea who this guy is.
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Re: Carrying the Torch of Jackassdom

Post by die » Sat Dec 24, 2016 7:23 pm

That's a different dude. That dude is pretty cool.
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