Stacey Keibler scores 69 on Test! (a C.A.W.R. CLASSIC)

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Stacey Keibler scores 69 on Test! (a C.A.W.R. CLASSIC)

Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:35 pm

The following is a classic from one of the best threads in the history of bulletinboarding The Create A Wrestling Rumor Thread.... Die... I figured this one would fit well here.... :D
STACY KEIBLER SCORES 69 ON TEST

Stacy Keibler, who is a university student as well as a WWF diva, recently came home with disappointing news for her parents.

She arrived home during a short break and, as usual, her parents enquired about her current grades in school. She told them that she had taken a new Test, and had preformed a 69 on it.

"We were very upset," said Stacy's mother. "Stacy is usually so good at everything. This whole Test thing was really upsetting to us."

"I don't want my daughter ever doing anything like that on a Test again," added Keibler's father. "A girl like Stacy should be succeeding in life. She can do so much better than that Test!"

Stacy has promised to continue working on improving her performance on the Test, even if it means staying up all night and cramming hard.

"The Test was hard, so I had to really work at it," said Stacy. "I promise that I'll do the Test better next time."

Many feel that Stacy's 69 on the Test was simply not good enough, and that she needs a lot of practice if she wants to improve on her 69. However Stacy is looking towards the future.

"This isn't the only time I'll have a Test," said Stacy. "In fact I'm already practicing for the next time I have to do a Test. I stayed up all last night practicing by myself so that the Test will come easier next time."

Stacy has also been practicing her speaking abilities.

"You never know when I'll have to do oral on a Test," she said. "I don't like doing it, because it's always so long and hard, but if that's what the Test asks for, I'll have to do it!"
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Post by n-MITY » Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:06 pm

Shouldn't we wait to see if this becomes a classic first before placing it here?
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Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:33 pm

Point taken.. I guess it has to become a classic post here first.... I was just thinking that it could have been classic posts from other boards as well.. ?
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Post by die » Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:43 pm

Well, we never did really have any specific rules here...probably never will, hehehe...

It was a classic on LOP & we've had a few LOP'ers to sign up here, so it's all good. Maybe it'll attract more of the LOP guys to visit, that'd be cool.

Spread the word Mex, if you like, we could make a CAWR classics thread or something down the road.
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Post by n-MITY » Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:59 pm

My bad, I just figured you reserved this forum for threads that actually become "official" classics. :D
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Post by die » Mon Jan 05, 2004 7:42 pm

yeah, that's probably about right.


You know, I'm not great at this mod stuff. Rules & stuff....I'm too much of a slacker for all that! :D

I should post some midget stunt porn in here, that would make this thread a classic!!!
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Post by H8 » Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:36 pm

The idea of this section was to archive threads that are classic... but let people continue to reply to them.


Permissions are now set so that you can reply to any topic in here... but not post new topics in here.

Keibler scores a 69 seems like a classic to me.... so it stays :up:
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Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:23 am

H8... you DA MAN... since nobody had posted any rulze in dis here subsection type place of tehstyleguide I figured i'd start it up with something I deemed classic that I thought the rest of the viewing publik would under-stand... You is teh bomb for keeping it... 'preciate it.... From here on out... no more creating of teh topics only replying..... tanks!
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Post by lionheart » Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:10 am

This is both hysterical and horribly depressing at the same time. I hate Test. He sucks for getting to hit that.
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Post by SoVi3t » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:57 am

You die....do some cutting and pasting, and throw up some of your old GR threads....

And Snave, get cracking on a styleguide celebrity deathmatch

those were the best threads from tGr

that and all my so called 'Stories' (which were true, fuck all you haters)
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Post by MainCoon » Thu Jan 08, 2004 8:14 am

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Post by $nave » Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:00 pm

MainCoon wrote::worthless:
Indeed...
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Post by Draven » Thu Jan 08, 2004 7:25 pm

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Post by die » Thu Jan 08, 2004 7:48 pm

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So.... is this thread a "classic" yet or what? :twisted:
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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Jan 08, 2004 7:51 pm

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OMG! :indabutt:
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