ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

[die]

this like the very exact opposite of YOU'VE STILL GOT IT.

[SoVi3t]

I mean, when he first had the cancer issue, Bobby no longer sounded like Heenan, it just sounded like a comedian doing an impression.

Now though, holy fuck....he literally looks like he went through the Devo Chamber in Mario Brothers.


also lol at X-Pac's beer gut.

[die]

Holy shit. He does look like that. He kinda looks like he looked into the Lost Ark for a few seconds when they opened it and then closed his eyes real quickly.

He looks like Darth Malak took off his mask.

FUUUCCCKKK.

PLS STAY AT HOME, HEENAN

I remember laughing at how gay the Bronco Buster was, then I remember years later when X-pac literally ripped his starfish in half doing the move and I serioused at how gay the move was. Kudos for him not breaking Gayfabe.

Goddamn you right now, Razor Ramon. It's like 1000X more hurtful when he stumbles out there like an antique gunslinger full of bullets trying to do his NWO poses still.

OUR CHILDHOODS ARE SOOOO FUCKED.


Undertaker retired. Which he should've done at the match before his last one, because his last one sucked.

I wish Sunny would've thought to just make a bunch of home pornos back in 1993 and release them to the public instead of all of the other videos she did.


WELL, BACK TO DRINKING.

[SoVi3t]

It's like 1000X more hurtful when he stumbles out there like an antique gunslinger full of bullets trying to do his NWO poses still.

holy shit, this is like Stephen King levels of description there. I vividly pictured this.

I wish Sunny would've thought to just make a bunch of home pornos back in 1993 and release them to the public instead of all of the other videos she did.

Apparently all you needed was a half ball. But yeah, I would have loved to have seen her squeal back before she ate Chris Candido.

[die]

Man, I tried to watch Sunny Side Up. Jesus, it look like midcarders trying to pin down Miss Piggy.

Fucking damn, I mean, a few years or more ago she got herself back in shape for HOF I think. That would've been the time to shoot the porn. She had some soccer milf aura about her. I don't want to see a dude skeeting on her neckchin.

It only makes me think about how it could have been.

[die]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTHr4DDF7NR/

[cYnical]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTHr4DDF7NR/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bsKvKQu0JP0

[die]

Man... that frog splash Guerrero did while the fans held up EDDIE in giant red letters still makes me mark so hard.

I can't even lie.

[PhreakyMex]

dead

[die]

Fuck... if you quit watching wrestling like I did and you're totally out of the loop on WWE. Just hit up Youtube and enter Raw 25.

Fuuuuccccckkkkkkkk

[cYnical]

NJPW, however, has been fucking awesome.