ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by die » Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:24 pm

I don't know if I am happy or sad about this one:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainmen ... -1.2579798" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

judging by all of his roles since Star Wars, he could very well be THE LEAST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.


stay unemployed for years, my friends.
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:10 pm

http://www.today.com/health/jessica-low ... ram-t82846" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think this goes here. Either that or I put a shotgun in my mouth, and that goes there, and I'm just oh so confused by this strange news.
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:58 pm

SoVi3t wrote:http://www.today.com/health/jessica-low ... ram-t82846

I think this goes here. Either that or I put a shotgun in my mouth, and that goes there, and I'm just oh so confused by this strange news.
That literally made me ill... i mean i threw up... like i needed to run to the bathroom and upchuck... at the thought of Jon Fucking Lovitz tapping that nice piece...
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by die » Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:21 pm

Though there's speculation that the engagement may be a hoax

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ya think??!???
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by die » Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:38 pm

Gentlemen, may I present to you...



AXL ROSE


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so, who else feels like total shit now?
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:51 pm

HOLEEESHIT!!!

HE DOES LOOK LIKE WHATSHISNUTS FROM THE WWE!!

HE ALSO LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE

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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:39 pm

Axl Rose looks like he ate Sam Kinison



edit: well, so much for that
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... tz-58.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by die » Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:59 pm

http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2016/4 ... -cody-hall" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

damn.
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by die » Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:41 am

Fuuuuuuccccccck
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:50 am

die wrote:Fuuuuuuccccccck
A lot of these posts in this thread I just facepalm. But when I saw Stiller looking like that, my jaw fucking dropped.
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by die » Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:11 pm

I know, right?

He looks like a Burt Lancaster zombie.
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by SoVi3t » Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:40 am

die wrote:I know, right?

He looks like a Burt Lancaster zombie.
that's creepy, I described him to a friend, as Burt Reynolds cosplaying as the Crypt Keeper
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by RobotJerk » Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:09 pm

SoVi3t wrote: edit: well, so much for that
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... tz-58.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
What? Next you're going to tell me he was never really married to Morgan Fairchild.
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Re: ATTENTION: Our Heroes are all old now

Post by die » Sat Apr 23, 2016 5:08 pm

SoVi3t wrote:
die wrote:I know, right?

He looks like a Burt Lancaster zombie.
that's creepy, I described him to a friend, as Burt Reynolds cosplaying as the Crypt Keeper

Which is weird because these days Burt Reynolds looks like Felix the Cat with Bells Palsy.
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