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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:00 am

HOLY FUCKING PIG SHIT!!!!1!1! I never peeped out this thread before, and I just read the whole thing from top to bottom and its gotta be one of teh greatest threads of all time!
You like me... You really like me! Considering that this wasnt my idea in the first place.. I just pirated from the CAWR forum....
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Post by n-MITY » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:48 am

Still, copy or no copy, your decision to bring this thread here was awesome! I hope it eventually hits Teh Classics. :wink:
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Post by n-MITY » Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:23 pm

Cmon....I would feel excessive by making two in a row, so somebody do another. :D
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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:53 pm

Employee Evaluation:
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Vincente (Vinny) Pastorini Del Negro (a.k.a. $nave)
Location: $nave Vega$

Occupation: Board Mod, Casino Owner, General BADASSMOFO

$, as he is know in his inner circle is one of the oldest most experienced posters in the history of message board posters.. and he's only 20! This man has been seen in so many boards spitting out his unique brand of wisdom on all things pr0n related and things wrestling related. This reviewer is unable to find a single flaw in the man they call $. Save for a receeding hairline and a distinct lack of stature.

Recommend: That he purchase the Palms casino from those dumbass Maloof brothers and fill it with all of the hotties in the A-Z thread so's usn's workers on TSG can have some fun...
Also recommend that he keep up the good work as a mod and keep riff raff outta our board..
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Post by n-MITY » Sat Mar 27, 2004 3:19 am

Recommend: That he purchase the Palms casino from those dumbass Maloof brothers
:D :D


Fuck all that has to do with the Sacramento Kings. That would include those queer-ass owners. :twisted:
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Post by lionheart » Sat Mar 27, 2004 7:40 pm

Employee Evaluation:
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Name: N-"Don't Call me NeoKnight" - Mity; aka Neo-Knight
Location: MA? CA? Hard to tell...

Occupation: Young old-schooler with a storied past...

It was long ago that the fresh-faced Neo-Knight burst upon the scene, spouting computer knowledge, gaming tips, and stories about his mad crazy fly fresh 1337 ness. After making enough posts high to make Redman blush, Neo found himself in constant battles with teh Rockhard, amongst many, many others. After being horribly mocked and tormented for posts that were actually made by someone who "hijacked his name" (and was a big NY Giants Fan, apparently), Neo went into hiding. Everyone thought he was dead while he harbored his resentment and angst.

Emerging from the ashes several months later, like the Phoenix of lore sprung forth N-Mity. This grown up version came replete with an increased knowledge, wit, and lungs that had been cleaned down from raisin - like status to the fresh, healthy appearance of a prune. While he still maintains full on battle status with members on a regular basis, he has improved his post quality and sense of humor.

Recommendations:

1. Continue consulting Robert Downey Jr. and Bobby Brown for their ... ahem... "successful" drug rehabilitations.
2. Post more in the "athlete look-alike thread" that has earned him nearly boundless street cred.
"Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost!"
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Post by n-MITY » Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:16 pm

:lmao: :lmao:


OMG, LH, you just pwned my face!! :lol:

After being horribly mocked and tormented for posts that were actually made by someone who "hijacked his name" (and was a big NY Giants Fan, apparently), Neo went into hiding...Emerging from the ashes several months later, like the Phoenix of lore sprung forth N-Mity.
:lol: :up:




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Post by n-MITY » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:19 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


I just have to post this as a reminder as to how hard Lionheart rocks your/my/your relatives'/your pet's face.
It was long ago that the fresh-faced Neo-Knight burst upon the scene, spouting computer knowledge, gaming tips, and stories about his mad crazy fly fresh 1337 ness.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
After being horribly mocked and tormented for posts that were actually made by someone who "hijacked his name" (and was a big NY Giants Fan, apparently), Neo went into hiding. Everyone thought he was dead while he harbored his resentment and angst.

:arrow: my face getting rocked



Emerging from the ashes several months later, like the Phoenix of lore sprung forth N-Mity. This grown up version came replete with an increased knowledge, wit, and lungs that had been cleaned down from raisin - like status to the fresh, healthy appearance of a prune. While he still maintains full on battle status with members on a regular basis, he has improved his post quality and sense of humor.
:P

2. Post more in the "athlete look-alike thread" that has earned him nearly boundless street cred.
:D

C'mon, you know you loved my Ron Artest/Usher comparison. ;)





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That pic is flat-out hilarious. And I must say, die ownz LH's face because he picked him out such an awesome, funny-ass face. It's sort of a 'chain of pwnage'.



die>LH>n-MITY>Everybody else


See? :twisted:
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Post by die » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread is going into Teh Classics whenever I quit being lazy.

Also recommend that he keep up the good work as a mod and keep riff raff outta our board..

Yeah, but that is too easy to do. Notice, the riff raff have gotten "pwned" and then they have "tapped out" :wink:
Neo found himself in constant battles with teh Rockhard
classic :lol:
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There is another Skywalker....
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Post by n-MITY » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:53 pm

Yeah, but that is too easy to do. Notice, the riff raff have gotten "pwned" and then they have "tapped out" ;)

:lol: :lol:

Most definitely.

Neo found himself in constant battles with teh Rockhard
:lol: :D

And all battles were part of the same war, in case anybody was interested. :P


Die, add this to the Classics and quit being lazy, you couch-hogging maja fahkher. :)

BTW, your sig ownz my whole face plus some half of my upper chest. :lol:

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Post by die » Wed Apr 21, 2004 2:11 pm

done :twisted:
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Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:37 pm

Employee Evaluation:


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Harwat Al Musawi Hadeer Najaf IV (aka:cYnical)

Evaluation:
cYn as he is know to his inner circle of 2 friends is a loner... and no wonder.. he is the dead on spitting image of famed terrorist Isheets M'drawers. As for his posting abilities, he is an able bodied and funny poster spanning two different boards, LOP and TSG... He has been seen on occasion purchasing bags of fertilizer and when questioned by the local law enforcement ensures them that it is for his lawn.. The funny part is he lives in an apartment on the lower east side of Poughkeepsie, Iowa.

Recommendations:

Recommend that cYn take this post with a grain of salt
Recommend that he continue to be funny as hell
Recommend that he find a better barber and shave that mustache off...
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Post by die » Wed Apr 21, 2004 5:19 pm

Isheets M'drawers
:lol: :lol: :lol:

BEST.NAME.EVER
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Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:37 pm

If you like that name, then watch this video, thats where i got the name from..
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Post by cYnical » Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:34 am

Fine, I have returned.

Clean shaven.

Now it is time to reveal my true identity to the world...







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It is I, the Great Cornholio! Are you threatening me mutherfucker?
I will kill your families and eat your children!
The streets will flow with the blood of the unbelievers!!!

Holy crap... natchos...

Natchos rule. Heh heh.
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