The Best of CAWR (Create-A-Wrestling-Rumor)

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Post by cYnical » Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:22 pm

His preferred opponent is Taker, so MAYBE!

It'd be awesome/awful to see them both literally die at the end. Hogan would lose his mind.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:54 pm

I want macho man cyborgs.
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Post by die » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:55 am

Well, they had a poster in Lamestop for Wwe15 and both Stings are in it.

I mean Crow Sting and blonde spikes hair Sting

(I no sell other versions)
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:40 pm

I wish Shockmaster and the Yeti were in WWE15 :(
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Post by cYnical » Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:57 pm

I want an old school WCW edition, complete with three-tiered cage and Robocop.
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Post by die » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:04 pm

SoVi3t wrote:I wish Shockmaster and the Yeti were in WWE15 :(
They should at least allow you to create-a-character of them. Throw in Giant Gonzalez and Oz too.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:30 pm

GIANT GONZALEZ LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY TURD.
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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:01 am

I found this buried on my hard drive, dated 7/23/2004:

The Robot Report

Apparently there was backstage heat between John Bradshaw Layfield and Chris Jericho. JBL was reportedly very upset that Jericho was asked to be on “I Love the 90s” on VH-1, and that he was not. Someone cleared up the situation by pointing out that the show was about not about the 1890s (which are often referred to as “the Gay 90s”).

Some backstage are questioning how Test acquired his neck injury, since no one can recall ever seeing him take any bumps.

Rhyno was recently quoted as saying he’d “rather blow his brains out” than be on Smackdown. This is an interesting juxtaposition to Sable, who reportedly had to blow something else to get onto Smackdown.

Benoit is for real. Wrestling, however, is not.

The plan for Randy Orton is for the former IC Champion to win the Royal Rumble, face Triple H at Wrestlemania 21, lose to Triple H at Wrestlemania, then be buried in the midcard until Triple H takes a leave of absence for whatever reason.

Speaking of Triple H, some are wondering why he grew his beard back early this year. It seems as though he was afraid people would mistake him for Greg “the Hammer” Valentine at the 2004 Hall of Fame Ceremony.

Gregory “Hurricane” Helms on rumors that Jack Black will play Green Lantern in an upcoming movie: “Whazzupwitdat?!?!?!?”

Brock Lesnar recently commented on the real life heat between Bret Hart and Ric Flair by pointing out that he was going to join the NFL.
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Post by die » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:16 pm

The plan for Randy Orton is for the former IC Champion to win the Royal Rumble, face Triple H at Wrestlemania 21, lose to Triple H at Wrestlemania, then be buried in the midcard until Triple H takes a leave of absence for whatever reason.
This alone is enough to change your screen name to NOSTROBODAMUS


The Greg The Hammer/ HHH comparison made me chuckle.
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Post by die » Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:24 pm

So, now there is talk of a Hogan/Sting retirement match at 'Mania.


but this, takes the cake:
WWE Hall of Famers Terry Funk, age 70, and Mil Mascaras, age 72, will be working a December 11th event in Japan at Korakuen Hall.
^ If there were still a CAWR, this would probably sink a boat of grandpa jokes.
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:25 am

Makes sense, since Terry Funk's ring injuries are now covered by Medicare and all.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:45 pm

ECW!
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This place is sacred.. some people do not belong here..
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Post by die » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:51 pm

holy hell, I just found out that MR. TITO is still around...

http://www.lordsofpain.net/columns/mrti ... uture.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You guys remember that faggoth?

I can't believe the life support system in his gam gam's officebasement is still working or the 56kmodem he posts from.

Are there any of the other LOP saladtossers from that time period still around. If I could just get an update on TURTLE2HUG I swear my life's works would be complete.
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Post by cYnical » Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:43 pm

I haven't heard Turtle's name in forever. I just assumed she commited seppuku.

I see a few of the old guard on Facebook, occasionally. SoL, Villiano 187, Snapple...
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