The Best of CAWR (Create-A-Wrestling-Rumor)

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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:02 pm

Cracklin Oat Bran FTW!!!
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Post by die » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:56 pm

Anybody remember this classic?

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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:26 am

so where the fuck is Hardy these days???
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Post by cYnical » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:34 am

He's in hell. Also known as TNA.

I'm still STUNNED that he's not buried underneath a prison, considering the massive drug warehouse he was living in.
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Post by die » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:27 am

AGREED.

Dude has been fired and rehired like a motherfucker over the past 10 years or so.
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Post by revolutionary » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:21 pm

damn I had forgotten all about lordsofpain! that was a long ass time ago :!:
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Post by die » Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:15 pm

Man, I actually tried to watch WWE this past Monday and I just couldn't do it. I haven't watched it in months, so I was totally lost. Who the fuck is this Ryback dude? He looks like he should be trying to capture and eat Fraggles?

BOOTLEG GOLDBERG

He looks like a Monsters Inc. character that got quarantined, sterilized and shaved.

What a shitty show.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:56 pm

I dont mind ryback that much, due to him channeling my old feelings of how awesome goldberg was......what I mind is how adding a mandatory third hour and fillng it with reality tv segments when it could be matches and shoots is bogus.


Cena and A.J Lee hooking up? hotel cameras? blah....

that is another thing, they have so many characters right now that the writers are just destroying, cannot make them hero or villian, and then are commander oblivious to the fans reactions telling them what the fans want the character to be...

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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:31 pm

I think I was stationed with Commander Oblivious in the Navy.
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Post by cYnical » Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:21 am

The fact that Ryback is a pathetic Goldberg clone doesn't bother me much, because they did the same thing with Brock Lesnar and it worked out fine.

My problem is that he's a roided midget. I concede that most of my favorite wrestlers have historically been the smaller guys. Jericho, Punk, Brett, Shawn... they all typically have more in-ring ability, tell good stories, and have a passion for the business as opposed to the roided meatheads that are just in it for a paycheck.

That said, I marked for Hogan and still mark like a motherfucker for batshit crazy Warrior. But those guys weren't like 5' 11". If you're gonna push a guy as a monster, he'd better damn sure look the part. Ryback looks impressive vs. Rey Mysterio, but put him next to Sheamus, And he looks like a fat kid or one of those oddly muscular dogs.
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Post by die » Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:02 pm

muscular dogs FTW!

Ryback prolly would've been good VS Taz in the old ECW days. The whole roster was short guys back then.

I hate to say this, I really do but....

Snitzky > Ryback

and there's been so many more guys along these lines than just Goldberg (who himself was a Steve Austin clone). Anybody remember Nathan Jones?

I always wished that when Goldberg came to WWE, they'd just job him to Gillberg every other week.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:27 pm

all this reasoning goes hand in hand with the wwe failing....they are making me not like punk either, and I always liked punk. I really think that the wwe writers are getting tired....maybe they have overextended.




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Post by die » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:17 pm

Agreed on Punk, I was like wtf when I saw how he acts now.
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Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:19 pm

it is one big ball of confusion. I mean half the crowd boos cena, the other half cheer, due to a failed heel conversion a few months ago.....same with punk.


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Post by Shwiggie » Sat Nov 10, 2012 6:56 pm

"Casey fucking Ryback?"

Sorry, had to. I have no idea who the hell that's supposed to be.
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