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Post by cYnical » Thu May 31, 2012 5:34 am

Seriously. That just ruined my whole week.

This is worse than when Teagan got those stupid volleyballs glued to her chest.
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Post by die » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:00 am

cYnical wrote: I'd toss in Alexis Love if she'd do anal, and I'd toss in Alexa if she did more than like two vids in her entire career.

Damn son, just checked her out and I approve. Plus, she has done alot more than 2 videos!

and I think I saw her doing anal.



Porn chicks almost always end up ruining beautiful titties for some shitty tupperware bowl boobjobs. Jenna Jameson had the most beautiful tits when she was a rookie.
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Post by cYnical » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:39 am

I know Alexa has done anal. I just can't find more than two vids of hers.

AlexIS has done a shit ton of vids, but I've never seen her do anal. She's top shelf, though.


And how the fuck did I forget Mandy Dee? Talk about perfect body. Bitch does EVERYTHING, too. She's like Tara White, but her tits are real.
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Post by die » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:58 am

Well then, we should add Sunny Lane to the list for sure.

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Post by cYnical » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:30 am

Fuckin' eh! Even when she gains weight, it's a good thing. She's amazing.
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Post by Bloodrose » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:11 am

I've been checking out a lot of Lexi Belle and Britney Amber lately.
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Post by cYnical » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:11 am

My buddy used to ref Lexi's soccer games in Louisiana. I'm not sure if she was legal at the time, though.

Still. Small fucking world.

Onto the important shit, though. Lexi's got fucking skills, yo. I am referring to how she works with balls. I am not, however, referring to her doing so on a soccer field.
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Post by RobotJerk » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:56 pm

Madison Ivy is one of my favorite on-camera cocksuckers of all time, but her tits looks crazy now. Brianna Banks is also one of my all time favs, but her chest looks about as natural as McDonald's breakfast menu.

Big fake tits can look good sometimes, though. Lisa Ann, for example.
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Post by die » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:05 am

Lexi Belle, Shelby Bell and Brandi Belle are all champions.


Briana Banks is like the Picasso of cocksucking. I saw her put her tounge-ring in a guy's peehole once. It was abstract and I wasn't sure it actually was art.
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Post by lionheart » Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:19 pm

die wrote:Briana Banks is like the Picasso of cocksucking. I saw her put her tounge-ring in a guy's peehole once. It was abstract and I wasn't sure it actually was art.
That sounds extremely painful. I love the spirit, but save the creativity and keep it simple.
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Post by RobotJerk » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:48 pm

Eden 38DD is like a blowjob super-hero. Unfortunately she's gotten really chunky in the last few years.
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Post by die » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:27 pm

yes, she really really has.

Hannah Hilton is gold.
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Post by Bloodrose » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:32 am

I just discovered Esperanza Gomez.

Good god she's a spicy hot latina.
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Post by die » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:57 pm

indeed she is.

You gotta check out "Phoenix Marie" if you haven't already.

trust me.
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Post by lionheart » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:36 am

die wrote:indeed she is.

You gotta check out "Phoenix Marie" if you haven't already.

trust me.
She was ruined for me by reading the blog "Christian Sings the Blues", authored by a porn star male who dated her.

In terms of piggishness I'm a big fan of Belladonna. She's actually ugly as sin but takes it in the dumper like an absolute trooper, and there's pretty much no one more filthy.

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