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Post by lionheart » Wed Aug 03, 2016 2:26 am

I only checked her out after I heard Shae used to be a porn star. She really sacrificed a promising porn career to be in GoT; I'm looking forward to a comeback.
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Post by die » Fri Aug 12, 2016 2:48 pm

This chick...


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Post by die » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:27 pm

Have you guys seen CAROLINA SWEETS ?

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She looks like Sara Jean Underwood died her hair dark and started getting impaled by big cocks.
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Post by lionheart » Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:59 pm

Did some research on Carolina Sweets and was thoroughly disappointed. She's one of those "teenie teenie" chicks that look 12, and has no ass/tits to speak of. I only found one video of a pretty, tiny girl getting blasted in a pool by a fat spanish dude.

I'll counter with a tiny girl with a more substantial ass. I think she's been covered here. I hate her "schtick" of cat ears and gay contacts but good GOD is her body a 15/10.

I submit: Cherry Crush

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Post by die » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:46 pm

I'm familiar with the pool scene. I don't know, man... she's a really small skinny chick, she reminds me a lot of Sara Jean Underwood... I don't see anything about her that looks 12 though. I mean come on:


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And while I'd definitely agree that she doesn't have a BIG ass, I in now way could say she has no ass. I mean, I would have to present this as evidence into the case:

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That looks like a 12 year old to you???


Just so we're clear... if this:
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Was bent over in front of you, you'd no sell???




I'm not familiar with Cherry Crush, but after a Google search, if the pics below are her, I give her tits a 5/10 and her pussy a 3/10.

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Post by lionheart » Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:09 pm

Her ass looks way bigger in the second set of pics (with the bald guy) than in the first one. The pool video on Pornhub is only a few minutes and is not nearly as flattering as those.

Cherry Crush is all about the ass; her tits are fine but the pussy is usually in various states of abuse. 3/10 is still absurd in this world with Hope Solo in it.
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Post by die » Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:14 pm

Saw a compilation video of Cherry Crush. While I will admit that she in a true performance artist in the realm of dicksucking, her nipples look like dental impressions in gum and her pussy looks like ET when they found him dead.

That pic I posted of her pussy looks like a sideways vomiting sandworm emoji.
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Post by die » Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:30 am

Did we ever discuss Whitney Westgate?

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Post by die » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:01 am

Katy Young

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She's the new Bryci.




P.S.

gotta mention JAYDEN JAMES, who has the most epic pornstar body. Her tits just spell out fun as they bounce...


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