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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by die » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:38 pm

instagram.

hashtags.

tattoos that are just cursive writing going sideways on your side.
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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by Robert Paulson » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:41 pm

I see your cursive tattoo and raise you

Chicks with chest tats.

I can at least understand dude chest tattoos. First they those can be covered because no dress shirts, and very few t-shirt show them off. On a woman, most garments show the chest so any chest tat is going to be the first thing people see. Not only that but if a woman does partially cover the tattoo, dudes are going to look, and ask to see more (which often times annoys the shit out of the chick).

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I do know bitch, you don't work, or work at a fucking trashy bar, or in a tattoo shop.

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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by cYnical » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:20 am

That tit tat shit just blows my mind. I don't dig tattoos on chicks to begin with, but when I'm sucking your boobs dry, I sure as fuck don't need reading material.

If your body is so fucking boring that you feel the need to add a short story to it, then I doubt you'll be worth a shit in bed anyway.
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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by Shwiggie » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:42 pm

Tattoos in general piss me off. Who thought it was such a great idea to turn people's bodies into billboards?
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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by die » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:21 pm

Phones that are the size of iPads. :shock:

Do these things even fit in regular pants pockets? Do you have to buy special pants to carry these phones?

When did Galaxy mean the size of your phone?

I see some people bust these giant phones out and I always want to laugh, it's just so strange.


And of course you have the BEATS BY DRE. Kids everywhere are walking around with these things on their ears or on their neck. When did super-expensive, super-shitty sound quality headphones become a fashion statement? Dr. Dre is now relevant for headphones? What's Eminem gonna promote now?

I also do not get people's obsession with Nike "Jordans". It's a shoe that basically came out, what, 30 years ago??? Michael Jordan is retired and they are basically just the same shoe over and over with stupid color variations and patterns that look like AC Slater's swim trunks. People actually consider themselves to be "Jordan Collectors" and drop tons of cash on whatever stupid color/pattern combo that hits the market. There are even rare and specialty versions for people who really need to throw money directly out the fucking window.

shoes. srsly.
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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by die » Thu May 01, 2014 2:38 pm

I'm probably repeating myself here but I really feel like I may be an alien from some other galaxy who crashlanded here and sorta blended in with mankind.

I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE COMBINATION OF GROWN MEN AND FACEBOOK.

I don't consider myself to be "old school" but I do not see the allure of constant Facebooking if you are a grown up man. It's right up there with gossiping, watching soap operas and peeing whilst sitting down in terms of manliness. I can't count the number of times people have known where I'm at or known what I was doing because some dickhead I was with had to "check in" or bust out a status. I don't like that people know shit about me because some douchebag is doing a play-by-play of random regular shit that I do.

The funny thing is when I ask them about why they are so obsessed with FB they all say shit like "Naw man, I just use FB to stay in touch with friends I haven't seen in years". This, however, does not explain why you have to post pics of your new haircut and respond to comments about it for like a week or why you have to pick up the phone and update your page with shit like "At the pool, about to do a cannonball!!!" (true story). I mean, first: who the fuck cares....second: how is it a vacation or break if you're doing the same shit you do everyday (updating your page)... third: fuck it, I shouldn't even have to break this down for you.


how is any of this fun or entertaining in any way?


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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by RobotJerk » Fri May 02, 2014 5:31 am

Facebook is my number one source for memes I've already seen on here and The Chive.

(It's also where's I've been getting all these pics.)

(Also its my number one source of photos and press releases about shows/movies/music/comedians that I like. 90% of my news feed is entertainment news.)
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Post by cYnical » Fri May 02, 2014 8:40 am

Facebook has essentially become the replacement for message boards in most regards (TSG excluded for numerous reasons).
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri May 02, 2014 12:54 pm

I have a facebook account because a lot of girls use that shit. But I never post on it. My mom always questions that too. Then takes it that extra yard.

her: "Hey did you see that post I put on fb?"
me: "Naaa, I only check it like once or twice a month"
her: *sobs*

Whenever I log in, it's always girls posting like 5 billion shitty meme's that I already heard about 4 months prior.
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Post by lionheart » Thu May 29, 2014 2:31 pm

die wrote: And of course you have the BEATS BY DRE. Kids everywhere are walking around with these things on their ears or on their neck. When did super-expensive, super-shitty sound quality headphones become a fashion statement? Dr. Dre is now relevant for headphones? What's Eminem gonna promote now?

I also do not get people's obsession with Nike "Jordans". It's a shoe that basically came out, what, 30 years ago??? Michael Jordan is retired and they are basically just the same shoe over and over with stupid color variations and patterns that look like AC Slater's swim trunks. People actually consider themselves to be "Jordan Collectors" and drop tons of cash on whatever stupid color/pattern combo that hits the market. There are even rare and specialty versions for people who really need to throw money directly out the fucking window.

shoes. srsly.
You could have shortened this one to "black people". :lol:

Actually, I have a buddy that moved to NYC that is a huge "Sneakerhead". Or, as I refer to it, "fucking idiot". In a cavalcade of douchery, he constantly posts pictures of his new multiple sets of Jordans whenever they are released. If he's paying sticker, we're looking at north of $1000 / release. I guess this is what older single dickbrains do?

I have a Facebook account that is used mostly to upload pictures of my kids for relatives that aren't in town. They like to see them, and since I have relatives in MA/CT/FL/TX and Ireland, it's much easier to just put on the board and call it a day.

Instagram is a very nice place to slut-stalk, as is Twitter. Not that you can do it without a secondary / covert account. Not that I would do that. That shit's just creepy.

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As for the topic at hand, it's getting tougher. I feel as I get older I lose touch with what's popular. And I fucking hate damned near everything, so I can't tell if it's genuine dislike or just me being an old cock.

FLAT-BRIMMED BASEBALL CAPS

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One of the many, many fashion trends that makes me feel old as shit AND angry at the same time.

Very popular, I see it all the time around Fenway or just in general. I grew up in a baseball cap like 16 hours a day, but it was always curved brim, and occasionally backwards (but not off to the side, backwards). I don't understand anything about this; it's as shitty as when people used to leave tags on their shit to make it look "new". Very simple problem:

It is uncomfortable and makes you look like a CUNT.

I swear I age three months every time I see someone in their early-mid twenties wearing one of these abortions.
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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by die » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:28 pm

Collecting shoes and wearing those wide flat-brimmed hats will be the downfall of our society, I promise. I hate those dickfuckers who walk around with the giant brim tilted upward and to the side, looking like an intoxicated offshore driller.



I will never understand why this guy main events........


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Alberto Fucking Del Rio.

I mean this motherfucker is basically a Mexican JBL. His character has jobber written all over it. Even worse, at one time they had JBL and Alberto Del Rio main eventing against each other, WHAT THE FUCK. Mind....blown.


and what kind of kid would want a Alberto Del Rio action figure for Christmas?



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Post by lionheart » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:51 am

Rick the Model Martel has aged well.
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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by die » Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:59 pm

What's that smell?

Ahhhhhhh yes, Arrogance.




You gotta love the fact that his "cologne" came in a bug sprayer....

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and Brutus the Barber cut hair with hedge clippers....

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Vince had no fucking idea of how the fashion industry worked, did he?
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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by die » Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:09 pm

I like the fact that some times I walk around and I feel like I am in Coruscant from Star Wars Episode 2 because there are several Obi Wan bearded hipsters walking around with lightsabers.


Wait, no I don't like that... and those aren't lightsabers they are: E-cigarettes


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or whatever the fuck they call these hipster vapor pipes.


This world deserves to be knelt before Zod.


While we are on the subject of hipsters, I hate those giant African earhole earrings they wear.


Every town has several variations of this fucking guy..........

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Why?

Is there a new gay trend where your bf should be able to put his dick through your ear without touching the sides?

Do they try to skeet through them or something?

Is it a tribute to Africa?
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Re: POPULAR (but I just don't get it)

Post by cYnical » Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:41 pm

I think they just want an excuse to say the word "gauge" without referring to a gun.

I mean porn would be an option, but I don't suppose that's really their kind of scene.
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