Who is total MILF?

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Who is total MILF?

Post by die » Tue Jan 20, 2004 6:25 pm

After watching some of the new Charlie's Angels movie, I'd say Demi Moore. I don't care how much she paid for plastic surgery and what have you, it was all worth it.

Who else is MILF?
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Post by PhreakyMex » Tue Jan 20, 2004 7:27 pm

Reese Witherspoon (yes she qualifies as MILF, she has two toddlers)

Brooke Burke (from the E! Channel, she also has two toddlers)

Brook Burns (she's currently boinking Demi Moore's ex and she's a mom too)
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Post by $nave » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:05 pm

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Post by die » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:15 pm

Snave will back me up on this one...


Kelly Ripa

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She's basically a mixing bowl for baby batter, but I'd still like to stir. Am I the only one who get a laugh out of the fact that she starred in a show called "All my Children" when this bitch basically shits out a crumbmuncher every other Weekday?

I'd still plow into her like Dale sr. vs Brick Wall.
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Post by $nave » Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:59 am

:shock: :lol:

I believe Flame is plotting against you after your Dale hate...


And Kelly's vagina may have a baby turnstall installed by meow, but I'd still hit it
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Post by n-MITY » Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:02 am

die wrote:Snave will back me up on this one...


Kelly Ripa

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She's basically a mixing bowl for baby batter, but I'd still like to stir. Am I the only one who get a laugh out of the fact that she starred in a show called "All my Children" when this bitch basically shits out a crumbmuncher every other Weekday?

I'd still plow into her like Dale sr. vs Brick Wall.
That's a MAJOR "Hell yes!". I'd love to pound that snatch like a wreckingball (going for a weak challenge to die's phenominal Dale Sr. line :lol: ). :indabutt:

And the note about "All my Children"...quality. :up:
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Post by die » Wed Jan 21, 2004 3:08 pm

How about Shania Twain? I'd tap that too. Oh, and Heather Locklear, she's got it going on like Al Capone on a megaphone.


I'd also still tap on Michelle Pfieffer even though she's probably approaching GILF status by now. Damn it's crazy for a chick to be that old and still look so hot. I feel dirty now.
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Post by $nave » Wed Jan 21, 2004 3:10 pm

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GILF... even if I saw it with my own eyes, I would deny it...

Faith Hill is hot, too...
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Post by die » Wed Jan 21, 2004 3:15 pm

Definitely Faith Hill. I'd give her a reverse Donkey Punch if she started singing too.

Didn't Gwen Stefani have a kid? Not that it matters, I'd still try to bury myself inside of her.
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Post by Kos4Evr » Fri Jan 23, 2004 1:01 am

Shouldn't this be turned into a thread under the I'd Hit it forum?

EDIT: by that I mean some one should post some better pics. These pics are nice but why are they clothed?
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Post by RockHard » Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:10 am

Suzanne Somers still looks really hot even though she's older than the hills probably :shock:
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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Jan 23, 2004 1:31 pm

RockHard wrote:Suzanne Somers still looks really hot even though she's older than the hills probably :shock:
YECCH!!!

thats just naaasty....

Now Cindy Crawford... mmmm.... in the words of Bell Biv Devoe: SMACK IT UP FLIP IT.. RUB IT DOWN.. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by die » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:20 pm

Here's Shania from her Maxim shoot, right after she had her baby:

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She is definitely MILF.


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and Reese Witherspoon is the hotness.

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her tits are owning me. :shock:
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