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Robert Paulson
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Post by Robert Paulson » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:57 am

zer0-degrees wrote:Take a shit in the sink, and when she starts complaing tell her you are sorry you forgot to flush.
How about I unzip her pillow and lay a nice one in that, and put it all back as it was. And if she complains I'll tell her I was was screwing a crack whore, "and you know how they are."
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Post by puck » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:46 pm

Use her hairbrush for your pubes. Toothbrush to scratch your crack. Forks, Spoons touch the balls to add a nice little flavor to her dinner.
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Post by Ghas_man » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:38 am

Shoot her in the face.
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Post by Shwiggie » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:55 pm

Let the air out of her tires.

Throw a dead fish on her back floorboard (thanks, Walter Matthau).

Put sugar/water/piss/etc in the gas tank.

Take a picture of her in her skivvies and post them around town with her cell phone number.

Boil cabbage and leave the house for a few days.

The possibilities are endless.
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Post by die » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:02 pm

Sneak into her room and find her dildo, then insert it into your poop chute. Now, put it back in her underwear drawer without wiping it down first.


that'll teach the bitch.
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Post by Satan » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:59 pm

die wrote:Sneak into her room and find her dildo, then insert it into your poop chute. Now, put it back in her underwear drawer without wiping it down first.


that'll teach the bitch.
Dizzam!

If she has a bf, leave him clues that she's cheating (whether she is or not), ya know, fake love letters and shit.

Sprinkle some crack in her car and drop a line to the cops on her.

Ooh, here's one: replace her laundry detergent with something else; i.e. powdered detergent with...uh, I don't know salt or something, and liquid detergent with anitfreeze.

Set the apartment on fire.
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Post by die » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:53 pm

These are my 5 best ideas of today:


1) fill some condoms with mayo and put them in her sock drawer.

2) wipe your ass on her curtains

3) fill her laptop up with amputee porn.

4) make a chocolate cake out of laxative & viagra, then let her and her bf eat it. There's nothing worse than being stuck with a boner/peeping turtle combo.

5) take a Hershey kiss and squish it into her panties. Leave the panties somewhere that her bf will find them.
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Post by Satan » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:53 pm

die wrote:These are my 5 best ideas of today:


1) fill some condoms with mayo and put them in her sock drawer.

2) wipe your ass on her curtains

3) fill her laptop up with amputee porn.

4) make a chocolate cake out of laxative & viagra, then let her and her bf eat it. There's nothing worse than being stuck with a boner/peeping turtle combo.

5) take a Hershey kiss and squish it into her panties. Leave the panties somewhere that her bf will find them.
All good suggestions, but the last two killed me!
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Post by Bloodrose » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:14 pm

If she has a boyfriend, try to walk in on them fucking, then walk in and stick your penis in her ass. When she asks what you're doing, just say "what am i doing? I'm buttfucking you, bitch."
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Post by $nave » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:48 pm

holy hell :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by die » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:


How about this....

Start making a sandwich, politely ask if she wants one. When you're making her sandwich add that tangy zip of mustard.....salty man mustard.

When she takes the first bite, jump onto the table & scream "Uno!"

then punch her in the neck and then set the apartment on fire.

then wipe your ass on her curtains and pass out from smoke inhalation and rape yourself while your passed out.
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Post by zer0-degrees » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:38 pm

Man March was such a fucked up month. All my friend's girlfriends have been trifilin bitches. And then mine starts to triffle. Its so fucked up. Quick someone hand me some Laxative. I got some super hero shit to do!
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Post by die » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:30 pm

zer0-degrees wrote:Man March was such a fucked up month. All my friend's girlfriends have been trifilin bitches. And then mine starts to triffle. Its so fucked up. Quick someone hand me some Laxative. I got some super hero shit to do!
Man, you should Bicycle-Kick her in her pussy.
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Post by lionheart » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:17 pm

die wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:


How about this....

Start making a sandwich, politely ask if she wants one. When you're making her sandwich add that tangy zip of mustard.....salty man mustard.

When she takes the first bite, jump onto the table & scream "Uno!"

then punch her in the neck and then set the apartment on fire.

then wipe your ass on her curtains and pass out from smoke inhalation and rape yourself while your passed out.
Oh, motherfucker...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Shwiggie » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:03 pm

Yeah, that's pretty much the last word on the matter :cavalry:
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