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Btichy Roommate

Post by Robert Paulson » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:51 am

So, let's say someone had a bitchy roommate (female), and couldn't leave until their lease ran out, what would tehstyleguide users do to punish such bitch?
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Post by die » Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:17 pm

grudge fuck.
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Post by Shwiggie » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:01 pm

On the last day of the lease, wake her up with you balls deep in her box, donkey punch her back to sleep, and tell her it was all a fantasy she had when she apparently fell off her mattress and inexplicably hit the back of her head on the floor.
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Re: Btichy Roommate

Post by Satan » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:36 pm

Robert Paulson wrote:So, let's say someone had a bitchy roommate (female), and couldn't leave until their lease ran out, what would tehstyleguide users do to punish such bitch?
If said someone was a chick as well, the best answer is to sleep with the bitch's bf. As that is not the case, success in life will be your best revenge.
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Post by Shwiggie » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:05 pm

Put Scotchguard on her tampons.
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Post by Robert Paulson » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:38 am

Shwiggie wrote:Put Scotchguard on her tampons.
This is more in line with what I was thinking.

ask yourself, "what would a frat boy do?"
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Re: Btichy Roommate

Post by Repo Man » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:56 am

Satan wrote:If said someone was a chick as well, the best answer is to sleep with the bitch's bf. As that is not the case, success in life will be your best revenge.
Yeah. Let her boyfriend fuck you in the goat ass.

And then tell her about it.
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Post by Cookie Cutter Civilian » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:07 am

Saran Wrap under the toliet seat.
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:29 am

Piss in her shampoo bottle.
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Post by Shwiggie » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:32 pm

Robert Paulson wrote:
Shwiggie wrote:Put Scotchguard on her tampons.
This is more in line with what I was thinking.

ask yourself, "what would a frat boy do?"
Clean around your dick with her toothbrush. Or dip it (meaning the toothbrush) in the toilet.
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Post by die » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:19 pm

tea bag her uncle.
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:22 am

Leave a double decker.

Oh wait....
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:35 am

Make her dinner and then after she is done eating and you are done all the dishes, throw her out the fucking window.
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Post by SoVi3t » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:04 am

Repo Man wrote:Make her dinner and then after she is done eating and you are done all the dishes, throw her out the fucking window.
Even better idea

But you gotta Hogan boot her out the window instead. Then proceed to do the whole flexing routine ad nauseum
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Post by zer0-degrees » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:18 am

Take a shit in the sink, and when she starts complaing tell her you are sorry you forgot to flush.
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