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Post by Robert Paulson » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:49 am

Repo Man wrote:Dag - you haven't killed this chick yet?
Fuck this I'm moving out! I'm moving to the beach where it's 10 degrees cooler all year long, I can walk to every bar and the girls are ALWAYS in bikinis!

I get to tell her tomorrow!


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Post by lionheart » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:29 pm

Sweet!

before you leave, shit on the carpet.

Or do what die said. That was even better.
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Post by die » Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:17 pm

You're actually going to tell her that you're moving out?

If it were me, I'd have a moving truck pick up my shit while she was gone, then I'd ride around & pick up some bums & drug addicts from the streets and let them all move in to the apartment for free. Then I'd barricade them all in the apartment & set the apartment on fire.

Later while she was sifting through the ashes for any of her personal stuff that didn't burn up completely, I'd jump out, bicycle-kick her cunt & scream "Uno!".
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Post by cYnical » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:16 pm

Pwned.
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Post by Robert Paulson » Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:40 am

I hate dykey blond bitches with pony tails!
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cYnical wrote:The philosophical suggestion that pain don't hurt caused a paradigm shift in my life that I'm still not sure I've fully recovered from.
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Post by die » Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:14 pm

So, are you officially "out" yet or what?
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Post by Repo Man » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:51 am

[quote="die"]How about this....

Start making a sandwich, politely ask if she wants one. When you're making her sandwich add that tangy zip of mustard.....salty man mustard.

When she takes the first bite, jump onto the table & scream "Uno!"

then punch her in the neck and then set the apartment on fire.

then wipe your ass on her curtains and pass out from smoke inhalation and rape yourself while your passed out.[/quote]


This brought me to tears. deserves a bump.
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Re: Btichy Roommate

Post by die » Mon May 20, 2013 10:43 pm

Paulson needs to post a pic up of btichy roomate. I think she should be TSG's mascot.

I might even dust off the photoshop skills and make up some sweet graphics involving her.
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Re: Btichy Roommate

Post by Robert Paulson » Tue May 21, 2013 2:35 am

Hahaha, well my last bitchy roommate had a pill problem. And he wasn't so much a bitch as a deadbeat that couldn't hold a job.
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Re: Btichy Roommate

Post by Zytorg777 » Tue May 21, 2013 2:06 pm

This can't be life.
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