THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by die » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:42 pm

I know, man. I think I vaguely remember it but I keep saying "no way, that couldn't have happened".

It's different with Sting & Robocop, I've tried to forget the fail that was Capital Combat, but Repo reminds me every 6 months or so.
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by Repo Man » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:15 pm

HAHAHAHA!

Die + Ultimate Warrior-isms = Repo laugh.


Always. no exceptions.
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by die » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:52 pm

I never saw this picture before, but it is all kinds of wrong....

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Warrior looks like a pissed off wasp. His teeth are long as fuck.




You gotta love DISTINGUISHED GRANDPA WARRIOR'S sense of thrifty smart style...

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THE TRENCHCOAT THAT IS LONDON FOG THAT IS AIRBRUSHED.

It's like something a cheap lawyer would wear on a rainy day with a fedora. You just know he had to take it out of his closet and say "Yeah, just airbrush some shit on this for me".

I like that with old man warrrior some things change yet remain the same.
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by cYnical » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:12 am

Warrior as an angry wasp killed me. It's just so goddamn LITERAL.

Just watch. Now they'll make an Angry Wasps game just to mock me.


As for the music video with Warrior and Phil "Don't call me Tom" Collins, I have to look that video up about once a year so I remember how absurd life is. No matter how bad a day I have, and no matter how many things go wrong, I can watch that video and realize there's still something worse out there.
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by SoVi3t » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:22 pm

I just wonder if Warrior acts like Warrior in real life. Like he just opens up the door to a 7-11, and the Warrior music kicks on the intercom, then he just starts shaking, runs down the aisle to grab a jug of milk, runs up to the counter, and just shakes his head for 5 mins while counting nickels. Then he gorilla presses the dude behind the counter and launches into a 10 minute rant about McMahon or Hogan.
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by die » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:21 pm

I actually imagine inside my heart that the Warrior is alot like The Incredible Hulk. I think any time that he feels a strong emotion he transforms into THE WARRIOR THAT IS ULTIMATE.

I think most of the time he tries to control it and be Jim, smiling...pretending...maintaining, but the least little thing could turn his smile into HORSETOOTH RAGE WAGON. Imagine the hipster at THE BUCKS THAT IS STAR fucking up his coffee.....I'm willing to bet dicks are gonna get snapped off.
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Post by cYnical » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:55 pm

That really needs to become a sitcom, or at the very least, a web series.

In fact, make it happen.
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by SoVi3t » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:56 pm

I like to assume he enters every building with his theme song playing on his nokia cell phone, and he just runs around shaking like a mother fucker, with tassles and airbrushed shit flying everywhere.

Why does Hogan have a reality show, but there is no Reality Show That Is Ultimate?
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by die » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:43 am

Dude, Warrior should run for President.

If for nothing else, to see how torn Robotjerk will be.
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by RobotJerk » Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:18 am

Torn like Kevin Nash's quad.


A recent Cracked article brought this jem to my attention:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... bjNNrO8CeM
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by die » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:10 pm

You gotta love his bio on wwe.com.......


http://www.wwe.com/superstars/ultimatewarrior


They pretty much give him props the whole time then end it with...
Throughout the ’90s, Warrior made sporadic returns to WWE, including a smashing of a young Triple H at WrestleMania XII, and finally popped up in World Championship Wrestling for a rematch with Hogan at Halloween Havoc in 1998. This contest would be his last major ring appearance, bringing an anticlimactic end to the career of one of sports-entertainment’s most unique competitors.
What a polite way to say the Hogan/Warrior feud in WCW was a sack of shit.


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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by die » Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:40 am

Nash trolls Warrior:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9PPwutH2Y


HYPE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh6N944x92s


THE WARRIOR THAT IS ULTIMATE RESPONDS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P8W_bs5P_Q


and holy damn at this! From his official YouTube channel.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bznXm_X ... w&index=38

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

This is fucking great shit.
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Post by cYnical » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:30 am

Nash is a good troll, but he's no Jericho.

Warrior, on the other hand, may be the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity. Zod bless him.
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by SoVi3t » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:10 am

Are tassels and facepaint legal in MMA?
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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by die » Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:32 pm

Alberto Del Rio rocked a half mask/headband combo in Pride.

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I think the question is, are air-brushed London Fog trench coats legal?
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