THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

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Post by SoVi3t » Wed May 23, 2007 8:58 pm

I kept waiting for Nikolai Volkoff to come out from behind with a steel chair :(
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Post by die » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:34 pm

your boy has updated his blog....

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/200 ... -your-fix/

some of his craziest stuff ever. It's got a place to leave comments too :twisted:
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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:06 pm

the thread that is ultimate will not die!
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Post by die » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:17 pm

Warrior has decided to comment on the Heath Ledger Tragedy :lol:
Source: UltimateWarrior.com

The Ultimate Warrior is back with another blog entry. Warrior is known for saying outlandish things and his latest update is no exception. His rant about the death of actor Heath Ledger has received media attention (TMZ.com) and has been called "callous" and "homophobic". He even throws in a jab at longtime rival Hulk Hogan for good measure. Take it away, Warrior:

Dead Long Before 28

In the interest of full disclosure, I must tell you I have watched Brokeback Mountain no less than 45 times and I own the Limited Edition DVD, signed by Willie Nelson a short time after he wrote that queer cowboy song as a tribute to the courage of the producers and actors who broke such incredible creative ground when they made their agenda-less movie. Serious. Until I saw Bendover Brokeback, Braveheart was my favorite movie. But the love scenes of Brokeback sucked me right in and I had no choice but to give myself over to the passion of its wide open range, if you get my drift. Such courage this young man and his collaegues have. Reminds me of the courage of classic movie stars, where during the War they enlisted and flew bomber planes and fought on frontlines, then came back and picked up their lives and careers right where they left off, without anti-American sentiment, whining and complaining, or self-destructive self indulgence. I’m equally inspired.

Apparently, Leather Hedger had sleeping troubles and anxiety and dealt with terrible mood swings. So do soldiers but they don’t self-destructively f*** up their lives. In fact, they don’t sleep, handle anxiety and mood swings while dealing with whether or not they might at any moment lose their life. And they do this all the while they are dangerously protecting the freedom of others to f*** up their own. By the way, how many 28 (or older or younger) year old soldiers met their death yesterday? It’s not easy to find out. None of them made the headlines of any news.

By today’s standard, though, I do have to agree that he was a great father. Perhaps even greater then the father of the year, Hulk Hogan. After all, Leather Hedger did what it took to kill himself. His kid is without a father, yes, but the negative influence is now removed and his own child has the chance for a full recovery. Hogan, on the other hand, won’t go quite that far. He insists on sticking around to keep further ruining, and profiting off of, the parentally mismanaged lives of his own children.

It is sad and tragic ... that we don't demand attention be paid to greater things.

I should've added him to my deathlist. Somebody will probably kill this guy.
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Post by lionheart » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:01 pm

We can only hope.

What a douche.
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Post by die » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:47 pm

I've got a fever....and the only prescription is more Warrior.

Warrior seriously pwns this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wjoLIHxIW8

Best Warrior Interview lately...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usMbfYkMw6s

LOOK AT THE TEETH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=398V7smLbaQ

gay porn mustache warrior:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N9mX1y4 ... re=related

PWNED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LYUMkkZ ... re=related
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Post by Robert Paulson » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:49 pm

die wrote:Warrior seriously pwns this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wjoLIHxIW8
that is awesome
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Post by die » Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:09 am

Holy shit. Warrior gets pissed when Macho dies, does a long tribute for Macho and an hour rant on Hogan... This motherfucker puts Hogan on BLAST!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDPfGr1V ... re=related

Damn son, he puts the whole Hogan family into the shitter along with him.

This motherfucker laughs about Hogan's hair manically for like a solid 2 minutes straight.
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Post by Repo Man » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:51 am

Warrior 2011 reminds me of a combination of Sling Blade and Malkovich when he played Lenny in OF MICE AND MEN.
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Post by die » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:33 am

That sounds fair - for me, he looks like Goldberg in Santa's Slay with McGruff the crimedog's facial features.

To add to his craziness during his promos - check this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJmcPp_fpg

holy fucking shit, right???

He's living the gimmick for real. I find it funny how he always talks about how great his life is and how he's been ignoring wrestling for so long - but shit, he's been doing that for like 10 years straight now and everytime he talks shit about wrestlers.
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Post by SoVi3t » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:47 am

I came across this and immediately thought of this horrible dying board:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF1O7e-u ... re=related
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Post by die » Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:54 am

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Post by die » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:30 pm

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Re: THE THREAD THAT IS ULTIMATE

Post by RobotJerk » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:38 pm

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