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Top 30 Facts About Mr. T

Post by die » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:10 pm

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Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.

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Post by $nave » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:58 pm

When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Mr. T.
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Re: Top 30 Facts About Mr. T

Post by The Crippler Rules » Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:03 pm

die wrote:http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty

Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.

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The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
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Post by Bloodrose » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:58 pm

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
Random Chuck Norris fact, link found at the bottom of the page
Chuck Norris once punched a drug dealer so hard, that he ripped a hole in the fabric of time and space, resulting in Chuck traveling back in time during the Revolutionary War. Chuck Norris then proceeded to singlehandedly beat the Brits during the battles at Lexington and Concord.
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Post by The Crippler Rules » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:42 pm

Even though I think Vin Diesel is over rated and can't act this one is pretty funny.
Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:03 pm

The following statement has PWNED me...
Chuck Norris' ass is lined with diamonds
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Post by die » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:22 pm

These are completely solid gold:
In the pilot episode of 'Cheers', the entire cast was played by Vin Diesel.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.
On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Mr. T once had so many fools to pitty that he didn't know what to do with them all. So he created Chuck Norris, from one of his ribs and a pound of gold, to roundhouse kick the surplus of fools in the face.
In the beginning Chuck Norris created heaven and earth.
And the earth was without form, and void;
So Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.
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Post by Shwiggie » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:16 pm

"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris" broke my brain :lol:
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Post by die » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:24 pm

This one stole my lunch money


Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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Post by RobotJerk » Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:54 am

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.
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Post by $nave » Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:13 am

To Bill Brasky!!!

Bill Brasky was tired of what was shown on Saturday Night Live that he skull-fucked Nora Dunn and all those other people stopped doing skits about him.

To Bill Brasky!!!
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Post by Satan » Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:37 pm

LMAO!!!

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
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Post by die » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:12 am

When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was
10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.



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Post by RobotJerk » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:57 am

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:55 am

This one got me.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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