Ultimate Warrior responds to Scathing DVD

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Ultimate Warrior responds to Scathing DVD

Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:10 pm

The Ultimate Warrior has made his response in regards to WWE's recently released Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior DVD. He totally rips into Vince McMahon, Triple H, Jim Ross, Bobby Heenan, Darren Drozdov and anyone else involved in the making of the DVD. His editorial on UltimateWarrior.com was quite long, but here are some of the more interesting pieces. CLICK HERE to read Warrior's post in it's entirety.

On WWE's Invitation to Appear on Byte This:
"Of course, I do NOT accept this brainless, disgraceful invitation. F*** NO, I do not. You can rescue yourself, Vince. Do your own damage control. I've no ear for your begging anymore. Only if you were on fire would I help you -- it'd just be too hard to resist pissing on you. Open mic? Then let it truly be open. Let your audience have some fresh air. Flush the toliet bowl once. Let them hear something intelligent, decent and truthful for once. Give them, Vince, what they want -- just like you are always bragging the WWE does. Let them be proud for just a few moments that the energetic, intense and colorful Ultimate Warrior perosna (sic) they loved when they were little kids didn't become a self-pitying, disapportinting (sic), broken-down has-been like all the other brittle-minded skeletons traipsing around your locker rooms or now buried in forgotten about graves. Order the queer and the cripple who host the show to read what I have written here and here, and while they do that have them hold up mirrors looking at themselves so they can know exactly the kind of people in your organization I'm writing about. No apologies -- I don't discriminate for the handicapped who sign on to behave degenerately."

Note - Warrior is referring to Todd Grisham and Darren Drozdov in the above paragraph.

On McMahon's Claims That He Couldn't Wait To Fire Warrior:
"What I think you meant to say, Vince, was “hire,” not “fire”: “I couldn’t wait to hire hs (sic) ass.” I worked for the WWF on three separate occasions and you fired me only once and that was in ‘92 using David Boy and I as scapegoats in an attempt to throw the feds off your own scandal-brewing steroid trail. And every time I left, you’d track me down and come begging to bring me back. Never once did I call you or anybody else from the WWF to come back -- you ALWAYS came to me. Even one time sending Ed Cohen to hunt me down in the backwoods of NM at 4:30 am -- this was after you suspended me in ‘91. When you found me, you would always show up with two things. One, your stupid, superficial question “Don’t you miss the celebrity and limelight?” and, two, a goodie bag carrying a fat check to assuage your guilt and fault for letting me get out the door to begin with. You were a spoiled little kid even back then. You always had to learn the truth about me the hard way: “Damn, that guy really does do what he says he will do.”

On Vince McMahon's claim that Warrior held WWF up for money:
"...you got that wrong, too. Of course, it’s a fantasy you’ve created, so that makes it true in your twisted mind. There was an issue about a Wrestlemania 7 payoff, but the strong-arming being done was by you and your conniving financial thug at the time, Doug Sages, not me. Instead of being straightforward with me about what the payoff was going to be, you kept dragging out avoiding any discussion about it while Sages unethically concocted a counterfeit loan to me, which I knew nothing about till much later, say, around Summerslam time. How coincidental. When I called you on it, you duplicitously scribbled down and rushed me a letter praising me for my contributions to the company, my one-of-a-kind work ethic, and that you were proud to have me not just as a talent but know me as a friend -- and, then, Surprise! you pulled a 180 on me and courageously suspended me after the ‘91 Summerslam match by handing me a tough, condescending letter. You expected me to drop to my knees right then and lick one of the three b**** you claimed you had, begging you to take me back, right there in that MSG locker room, right there in front of your adulterous b*** licker at the time, Mrs. Emily Feinburg, (so you could show her, I guess, how big a man you were), but I told you that Emily was the one good at it and you wouldn’t be seeing me for quite some time. I didn’t lie. I got my bags, went to AZ, moved to NM and left you ill with worry about where I was. “Where’s MY Warrior?’ you boohooed for months. It is a flat-out Wizard of OZ fantasy that I ever held you or WWF up for money."

Responding to Triple H's comment that Warrior was the most unprofessional wrestler Triple H was ever in the ring with:

"I’m the most unprofessional person you’ve ever stepped into the ring with? Well, now, ain’t that pretty. Because what I remember, Mr. Stephanie McMahon, is that you were only in the ring with me one time -- and for less than 5 minutes. Here all these years since leaving the ring and becoming interested in mentoring young people, I often wonder what kind of impact I am having because I take it seriously and it is important to me do it effectively. Well, it sure sounds like I taught you very well in the 5 minutes you had in the ring with me. Because from what I hear you are the biggest unprofessional a**** the business has ever seen. You are welcome."

Even more On Triple H: "Yes, Paul, sorrily (sic), your whole career has been a mission to outdo Ultimate Warrior. But guess what little, puffy man? You failed. Oh, how you failed. I set an iconic standard none of you could reach. And you are bitter about it. So bitter. You all are. Indeed, it is this bitterness that you most have in common with your father-in-law. In fact, he recognized the depth of it in you and knew if something ever happened to him you would continue the mission to fulfill HIS vendetta. To secure it, he gave you his daughter. But he must be a little concerned, because it seems the only masculinity you can drum up is while you are hanging onto her booking skirt. You know, think about it. If I hadn’t been smitten with my own honey at the time and Vince would have been more sensible, he might have hired me to become his son-in-law. You know, the Original Ultimate Warrior, not a dismal imitation. On second thought, I had strong self confidence and Vince never felt sorry for me as he evidently does for you."

On Bobby Heenan:

As for you, Booby Heenan, it’s just too difficult to keep a straight face talking about the pure two-faced bag of shit you are (and have always been), what, with you also actually wearing one as a piece of body jewelry. You are dying, dis-eased on the inside, and no more time is left to get back any of the integrity that matters the most on death’s bed. Imagine what it will be like, lying there taking in your last breaths, knowing you whored yourself out your whole life, and had to, in your final years, be faced with emptying your own personal shit bag affirming to you the true value of what you achieved in your life. Not even Vince could come up with a better finish than this. Kharma is just a beautiful thing to behold.

On Jim Ross:
"Everyone is asking the same question: “Just when did Jim Ross get to know Warrior so well to have these endless opinions about him that he does?” All anyone can think of, largely because it is so apparent across the board throughout the entire DVD, is that, again, envy alone provides you (and everyone else for that matter) with the enlightenment and answers. You are obviously jealous of both the fact that I never let Vince have his way with me as he has with you and everyone else and, also, that you never had the chance to bend me over either since becoming the Mother Hen over the talent around about ‘96 when I was last there."

On WWE's Current Stars Ridiculing him on the DVD:
"I am always conscious of giving you young guys a break whenever I express criticisms about the storylines and creative direction in the business. I figure you are dumb and naive and still figuring out your philosophy of life, so I am not as hard on you for your youthful behaviors. Maybe one day you'll come around. Maybe not and you’ll just turn out like all the other grown men who are letting you down. We will all see. But you’ll want to keep in mind, that I stand up and defend ny integrity in person just as seriously as I do when I write about it. It’s not a work. And it’d be to your misfortune if I was traveling through some airport in this country one day and happened to see you standing there surrounded by little sexpot groupies and adoring fans, and I just took it upon myself to approach you, not to pick a fight but to ask you to explain your ridicule of me, and suddenly you couldn’t speak and started to go to the bathroom all over yourself. Let me tell you from my own life experiences, there’s nothing so intimidating and embarrassing as another human being who can kick your ass with their mind. Take it from a guy who made quiet a success out of throwing his muscle around, and learned this lesson the hard way."

"Because, you see, I am sorta old-fashioned about many things. One of those things is that a person should never be afraid to defend their integrity, especially when they have it. I do. And another thing is that young people should have both manners and respect for their elders, especially when they are deserving of it. I am. So, when you disrespect me, you leave me with no other choice, being the grown, adult man I am, but to embarrass you like a childish fool if I was to cross paths with you. And if you thought Ultimate Warrior as a physical thing was so intense it made you an awe-struck, speechless kid, you’re not going to be any less awe-struck and speechless when I give you a piece of my mind with the same kind of intensity."


Read the whole thing here:

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/09.27.05DVDII.htm
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Post by Bloodrose » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:44 pm

Queering don't make the world work.

I know that doesn't really apply to this, but it's wtf nonetheless.
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Post by $nave » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:54 pm

There's a WWE DVD out that just makes fun of the Ultimate Warrior, or is there a WWE DVD out that has half a second of Warrior bashing in it?

I'm out of the wrestling loop, so you will have to educate me
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Post by die » Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:25 pm

I saw the DVD on sale at FYE ther other day, I almost bought it :lol:


Responding to Triple H's comment that Warrior was the most unprofessional wrestler Triple H was ever in the ring with:

"I’m the most unprofessional person you’ve ever stepped into the ring with? Well, now, ain’t that pretty. Because what I remember, Mr. Stephanie McMahon, is that you were only in the ring with me one time -- and for less than 5 minutes. Here all these years since leaving the ring and becoming interested in mentoring young people, I often wonder what kind of impact I am having because I take it seriously and it is important to me do it effectively. Well, it sure sounds like I taught you very well in the 5 minutes you had in the ring with me. Because from what I hear you are the biggest unprofessional a**** the business has ever seen. You are welcome."


Damn, did the Warrior just own HHH without using self-invented Warrior-esque words? :lol:

Way to break kayfabe, Jimmy!
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Post by Repo Man » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:05 am

I believe Paul just got HELLWIGG'D.
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Re: Ultimate Warrior responds to Scathing DVD

Post by SoVi3t » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:27 am

PhreakyMex wrote:Note - Warrior is referring to Todd Grisham and Darren Drozdov in the above paragraph.
It's funny, because when they said 'queer' and 'cripple' I thought Lawler and Ross, lol
right there in front of your adulterous b*** licker at the time, Mrs. Emily Feinburg
Somebody fill me in...who the fuck is this?

Responding to Triple H's comment that Warrior was the most unprofessional wrestler Triple H was ever in the ring with:
Like anybody would take fucking HHH's word on anything.
As for you, Booby Heenan, it’s just too difficult to keep a straight face talking about the pure two-faced bag of shit you are (and have always been), what, with you also actually wearing one as a piece of body jewelry. You are dying, dis-eased on the inside, and no more time is left to get back any of the integrity that matters the most on death’s bed.
Somebody has to explain this too. Damn my being out of the rasslin' loop :(
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Post by $nave » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:56 am

The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior DVD
That clears up everything except why the WWE would spend any amount of time and money on a wrestler that none of their newer fans knew existed.

The back and forth with the Warrior and WWE is great comedy.

Reading about Warrior's history ain't so bad either:
Hellwig was Blade Runner Rock. Unfortunately, he felt that the territory he was at was too intense for him, so he packed up and left for W.C.C.W. in Dallas, Texas. It is there were he would change his name to The Dingo Warrior.
I guess he would be in the business of saving babies from being eaten.
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Post by die » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:33 am

:lol:

The Warrior is such a fucking fucker. I hate him so much that I love him.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:34 pm

EXPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!


and btw, is Hellwig still preaching?
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Re: Ultimate Warrior responds to Scathing DVD

Post by Shwiggie » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:07 pm

SoVi3t wrote:
As for you, Booby Heenan, it’s just too difficult to keep a straight face talking about the pure two-faced bag of shit you are (and have always been), what, with you also actually wearing one as a piece of body jewelry. You are dying, dis-eased on the inside, and no more time is left to get back any of the integrity that matters the most on death’s bed.
Somebody has to explain this too. Damn my being out of the rasslin' loop :(
Heenan's had some sort of health ailments which have resulted in having a colostomy (bypass of the colon) and therefore causing him to wear a colostomy bag.

I thought this was a low blow, but that seems to be par for the course with Warrior.
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Post by $nave » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:04 pm

He also had throat cancer, but has beaten it. It's really low for the Warrior that is Ultimate to go after that. I guess we are lucky that Lance Armstrong didn't talk shit about the Warrior, otherwise he would've tackled him during a Tour de France.
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Post by SoVi3t » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:11 pm

:lol: :lol:

I remember when the British Bulldog went down for the 3 count for good, and Warrior was talking trash about him and Jim the Anvil, and saying how he never did a single drug ever, and lead a pristine life in the WWF.

Meanwhile, I've heard many a story that he was actually quite fucked up at times.
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:54 pm

Hellwig was Blade Runner Rock. Unfortunately, he felt that the territory he was at was too intense for him, so he packed up and left for W.C.C.W. in Dallas, Texas. It is there were he would change his name to The Dingo Warrior.
Three months after that gimmick flopped, they tried the gay gimmick again naming him "The dingdong warrior"
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