Ultimate Warrior responds to Scathing DVD

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Post by Robert Paulson » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:25 pm

Even more On Triple H: "Yes, Paul, sorrily (sic), your whole career has been a mission to outdo Ultimate Warrior. But guess what little, puffy man? You failed. Oh, how you failed.
was this a put down of triple h for not trying to outdo someone more famous and sucessful than ultimate warrior? or was this the ultimate warrior putting himself down for not being that famous and as a double whammy putting triple h down because he couldn't even reach the level of that little bit of fame?
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Post by SoVi3t » Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:28 am

I remember seeing Warrior win the title, Wrestlemania VI at Skydome... man was I pissed about that.

But it was fucking hilarious seeing Warrior coming to the ring in that little mobile mini-ring, and he was trying to go nuts like he normally does, but he was stuck in a little 3x3 ring, just shaking a lot.
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Post by Bloodrose » Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:46 pm

You know, there is a small clip of Warrior giving his speech over at U-Conn earlier this year. It's the one where he says his infamous quote, "Queering don't make the world work."

Unfortunately, I can't find it anywhere. I know I watched it when I found the link at Wrestlecrap, but I don't remember which thread I found it in. And whatever Warrior speech movies there are out there, it's like over 100 megs.

oh well.
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Post by die » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:25 pm

I've got to get that speech, I want to see & hear it.

I think I'm going to get that DVD and post a review of it, I already know I'll love it alot.
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Post by Shwiggie » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:43 pm

Kinda sorta on a related note, I saw Bobby Heenan on TV last night. Not having seen nor heard of him since forever, I was greatly grieved to hear him sounding like an old white version of Mike Tyson.

Fuck cancer. That's a real shame.
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Post by SoVi3t » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:12 pm

Shwiggie wrote:Fuck cancer. That's a real shame.
I wonder if HHH would no sell Cancer?
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Post by cYnical » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:00 am

I bought the DVD at Wal-Mart.

THEN I found out that FYE had a TWO Disc version, so I bought that one, too.

It's amazing. Possibly the greatest, funniest wrestling DVD, ever.

I highly recommend it.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:51 pm

SoVi3t wrote:
Shwiggie wrote:Fuck cancer. That's a real shame.
I wonder if HHH would no sell Cancer?
That comment is sold!
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Post by die » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:21 pm

I saw the preview for it on TV the other night and now I'm sold on it. I'll be picking it up soons!
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Post by RobotJerk » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:42 am

THE DVD THAT IS NOT ULTIMATE DOES JUSTICE THROUGH THE VEINS OF HE WHO IS ULTIMATE, BUT ULTIMATELY UNULTIMATE. THIS IS DISULTIMATELY AN ATTEMPT TO DO EVIL IN THE GUISE OF THE WARRIOR WHO IS NOT DINGO NOR ROAD BUT ULTIMATE! I WILL TAKE THE PLANE THAT IS THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION AND CRASH IT UNTO PARTS UNKNOWN AND MERGE THE SPIRIT OF THE WARRIOR WITH THE SPIRIT OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT ULTIMATE AN UNDIVERSIFY THEIR VIEWS TO BE LIKEN MY OWN! YOU WILL KNOW THAT THE GREAT SPIRITS AND GODS ABOVE HAVE CAST DOWN THY PRICE AND WILL DESTROY YOU IN UNIRONIC PLATITUDES!
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Post by The Crippler Rules » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:28 pm

RobotJerk wrote:THE DVD THAT IS NOT ULTIMATE DOES JUSTICE THROUGH THE VEINS OF HE WHO IS ULTIMATE, BUT ULTIMATELY UNULTIMATE. THIS IS DISULTIMATELY AN ATTEMPT TO DO EVIL IN THE GUISE OF THE WARRIOR WHO IS NOT DINGO NOR ROAD BUT ULTIMATE! I WILL TAKE THE PLANE THAT IS THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION AND CRASH IT UNTO PARTS UNKNOWN AND MERGE THE SPIRIT OF THE WARRIOR WITH THE SPIRIT OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT ULTIMATE AN UNDIVERSIFY THEIR VIEWS TO BE LIKEN MY OWN! YOU WILL KNOW THAT THE GREAT SPIRITS AND GODS ABOVE HAVE CAST DOWN THY PRICE AND WILL DESTROY YOU IN UNIRONIC PLATITUDES!
Man that must have hurt to post that. Any permanent brain damage?
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Post by Shwiggie » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:46 pm

*applauds*
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Post by die » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:17 pm

Hey cYnical....You don't happen to have a DVD burner, do you? :twisted:
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Post by PhreakyMex » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:28 pm

i like this phrase
UNIRONIC PLATITUDES
I'm gonna use it in my everyday vernacular...
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Post by TheWholeFNShow » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:59 pm

HIS IS DISULTIMATELY AN ATTEMPT TO DO EVIL IN THE GUISE OF THE WARRIOR WHO IS NOT DINGO NOR ROAD BUT ULTIMATE!
This drew a laugh out of me, though I'm not sure why.
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