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Post by Robert Paulson » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:09 am

okay, what is a Zippo trick? Is that where you pop open the lid and light it and then go "Back AWAY!! I possess fire in the palm of my hand!"
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Post by mattiepeeznuttz » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:13 am

I prefer to throw the zippo at their heads, rendering them unconscience. Then the fun begins.

.....Zippo; portable brick? :lol:
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Post by n-MITY » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:12 pm

I take it from all the brick mentioning you're secretly fucking a masonist.
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Post by Shwiggie » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:00 pm

Maybe the masonry...bricks usually have three holes in them.
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Post by Repo Man » Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:05 am

This had to come back to the front because I just read it and laughed all over again.
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Post by mattiepeeznuttz » Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:26 am

Can I just add that 6 out of 10, Leo DiCapo straight takes my bitch. 3 out of 10 I just give the shits up because he deserves her more. 1 out of 10 my bitch is too stupid to realize it's Leo DiCapo.

Then the bricks come out......
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Post by die » Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:55 am

this should've went to the classics last year simply because Sovi3t starting a thread about how to get pussy is like Chris Reeves teaching people how to do a successful ninja-style tuck & roll during a horseback wreck.

the thing about the Pez dispenser came back and punched me in the gall bladder :lol:
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Post by SoVi3t » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:55 pm

Repo just doesn't want to admit he had to pull out some of my tricks to get laid.

And zippo tricks are shit like opening and lighting a zippo in one snap of your fingers, or shit like that.

Pez works. Try that shit. It's all in the type of dispenser you have. I wonder if one shaped like a two foot cock would work extra well...?
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Post by die » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:57 pm

SoVi3t wrote:
Pez works. Try that shit. It's all in the type of dispenser you have. I wonder if one shaped like a two foot cock would work extra well...?




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Post by $nave » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:01 pm

The "FPez" should be some valium or prozac. For Sovi3t it should be the date rape knockout pills.
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Post by Repo Man » Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:30 pm

SoVi3t wrote:And zippo tricks are shit like opening and lighting a zippo in one snap of your fingers, or shit like that.
OMFG - look at the Russian Cassanova of the Internets actually still taking himself seriously.

You are too much. You explain a zippo trick like anyone in the galaxy gives a shit.
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Sovi3t starting a thread called "How to Get Pussy" is like Fesworks starting a thread called "How To Get out Of Your Parent's Basement."
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Post by die » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:45 am

Sovi3t starting a thread called "How to Get Pussy" is like HHH teaching a junior college course called "Putting Over Midcarders 101"
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Post by Repo Man » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:38 am

Sovi3t starting a thread called "How To Get Pussy" is like Allen Iverson writing a book entitled "How to Change Your Image to Adapt to Your Surroundings."
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Post by RobotJerk » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:32 am

Sovi3t starting a thread called "How to Get Pussy" is like me teaching a seminar on how to get along with your co-workers.
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Post by PhreakyMex » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:39 pm

why does RJ's avatar make me want to be Tyra's hands?

i'd hit that fucking Idol reject McPhee like there was no tomorrow.
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