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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:41 pm

I think Newt won last night's debate.
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by Repo Man » Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:01 am

SoVi3t wrote:this thread reminds me about how much pussy I get. Zippo tricks are so old school now. I've moved on to Kinect Dance Central.
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Of course you have.
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by die » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:26 pm

holy hell

Sovi3t starting a thread called "How To Get Pussy" is like Sarah Jessica Parker starting a thread called "Beauty tips on how to not look like a Centaur"
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by revolutionary » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:17 am

2 points, well maybe 3 points now that I think about it:

1- Soviet is a good sport
2- that pic Repo Man posted up just owned the whole thread
3- zybox77 is the worst troll in the history of tsg. He is buzz killington with all those random comments in every thread now it seems

Daniel C., Fran Fan and Fesworks were all mvp compared to this troll.
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by die » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:30 am

This guy has "pussy magnet" etched into his DNA:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhO6C5LW ... ata_player


Watch his videos, he's like Sovi3t's Ip Man.
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by Robert Paulson » Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:45 am

die wrote:This guy has "pussy magnet" etched into his DNA:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhO6C5LW ... ata_player


Watch his videos, he's like Sovi3t's Ip Man.
I played this with the volume up and the girl in the next apartment came
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by SoVi3t » Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:49 pm

we all know you were youtubing zippo tricks to step up your game
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by die » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:26 pm

Canigga please! Why would I even need to do that.


You already know I bought Dance Central 8)
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by Zytorg777 » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:54 pm

canigga....
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by Zytorg777 » Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:30 pm

you know how I know Soviet is a virgin?

.....cuz he think that the labia is the meat.

:atch:
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Re: How To Get Pussy

Post by SoVi3t » Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:06 pm

...........aren't jokes supposed to be funny? Or feature jokes in them?

Good to know you're popping into dead threads and replying to yourself. Nothing at all creepy about that, Elliot.

ps - can I spellcheck your manifesto?
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